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so i have a roomate who is 6.7 290 and can bench press about 500 lbs. needless to say he is a big mother F'er. he started giving me cr*p about me doing magic, mainly because it just makes him mad that i wont tell him how to do things. so i told him Im not only smarter then him at magic, but also stronger physically because of it. no way in he!! is this true but i challenged him anyways. i told him i could rip a phone book in half faster then him. put 20$ on it. so we do it and of course i know how to do the trick and he dosnt so he struggles and i win easily. so he tells me i had a book that was already cut and to do it again. so we go get a pile of phone books from the university center and he keeps betting me. in the end he lost $160 to me befor he gave up. the last one i told him i could rip 2 in the time it took him to do one for double the money.

brute force will always loss to brains, and a fool and his money are soon parted. i just figured i would share this with yall so you could do it to any meat head that gives you cr*p. i know ill be doing it a lot more now that i know i can make good $$$ off it.

if you dont know how to do the trick just ask. its no big secret

Haha, sounds like great fun. Do the one where you bet him that you can throw a bottle cap further than him. If you don't know how it's done, PM me.

Well it is true that the pen is truly mightier than the sword. Also I must point out that technique is also very important (no copy and pasting to the innuendo). I've seen people playing rugby get cut in two by someone half their size.

BTW I find it quite ironic what I've said above as I myself am not the smallest in the world at 6ft 5 and 17 1/2 stone.