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Magic Mark wrote:Your not old enough.......

And this from the guy who was sinking underage pints like the clappers in Blackpool only 5 months ago !!! Pots and kettles Mr.Waddington, pots and kettles....

Hahaha!!!! I dont care anymore, Ive passed the threshold now, and can look down on under-age boozers!!!!


Ill take you to the strip club up the road, I wont tell Mrs Mandrake....

Because im old enough to go in this time!!! Still managed to sneak in this time round though..

haha - distractions can do wonders...I managed to get a "I'm of age" wristband down the local club to enable me to buy alcohol...I showed them my provisional

and suggestions that aren't in London...okay...Reading ain't in London

Good effort, I always just do tricks to the doormen, barmen or customers for drinks. When they've seen their card disappear from their hand and reappear in my hand they're more than happy to overlook the fact I'm only 17...

Just as word of advice, the best way to blag into a club at 17 is to hold a full Pink driving liscence. Basically it takes time to pass your driving test, so they dont look as closely at the DOB.


Just confirmed I work in a nightclub as well now, and ill make sure that technique doesnt work at my club