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Postby moonbeam » Aug 4th, '07, 15:21



HenryHoudini wrote:like whats long and hard and full of seamen (sp?)
A submarine ??

HenryHoudini wrote:Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?

Quite a few possibilities for this one.

First one that springs to mind is that Berha is an executioner.

QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby HenryHoudini » Aug 4th, '07, 15:32

moonbeam wrote:
HenryHoudini wrote:like whats long and hard and full of seamen (sp?)
A submarine ??

yeah, that ones funnier if you say it

moonbeam wrote:
HenryHoudini wrote:Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?

Quite a few possibilities for this one.

First one that springs to mind is that Berha is an executioner.


thats what I thought too but then I realized something else

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Postby Yorkshire Pudding » Aug 4th, '07, 15:52

HenryHoudini wrote:
Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?


Because 'Bertha' was the nickname of an electric chair? or the name of a runaway train? Or a sinking ship??

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Postby Yorkshire Pudding » Aug 4th, '07, 15:55

Or maybe because she committed suicide straight after killing all the people... they wouldn't put her in jail if she was dead too!

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Postby HenryHoudini » Aug 4th, '07, 16:36

the answer to the Bertha riddle is a fact

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Postby moonbeam » Aug 4th, '07, 16:37

Yorkshire Pudding wrote:Because 'Bertha' was the nickname of an electric chair? or the name of a runaway train? Or a sinking ship??


Got me thinking ..... wasn't "Big Bertha" the name of a gun used by the Germans in World War I :?:

Edit: Just found this

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If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby HenryHoudini » Aug 4th, '07, 17:01

wow


but as a matter of fact

Celia also killed all those people and wasnt arrested

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Postby DanielSteep » Aug 4th, '07, 17:36

believe it or not.. NO ONE hase PMed me the the answer// also the response in the thread is also wrong.

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Postby chryles » Aug 4th, '07, 17:40

Always liked this one.

Every lady in this land
Has twenty nails on each hand
Five and twenty on hands and feet
All this true without deceit

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Postby DanielSteep » Aug 4th, '07, 22:33

ive had 8 private messages all wrong.. I have 3 prizes for the first person that answers correctly thru private message.

I am what I am. But if you Know what I am, I am no longer what I am .

What am I?

People have guessed a secret, and a mystery.. you are somewhat all close the answer to the ______ could be a secret. or a mystery.. untill sumone figures it out.

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Postby Beardy » Aug 4th, '07, 22:50

DanielSteep wrote:I am what I am. But if you Know what I am, I am no longer what I am .

What am I?


unknown?

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Postby DanielSteep » Aug 4th, '07, 22:57

hello ,

just recieved an answer of a "question"...

which is wrong..
but THIS is a form of a question..

come on anyone?

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Postby Beardy » Aug 4th, '07, 23:00

look above...

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Postby HenryHoudini » Aug 4th, '07, 23:09

Blapsing_Beard wrote:look above...


I think youre right

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Postby DanielSteep » Aug 4th, '07, 23:32

if you know the answer.. pm me.

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