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by moonbeam » Aug 4th, '07, 15:21
HenryHoudini wrote:like whats long and hard and full of seamen (sp?)
A submarine ??
HenryHoudini wrote:Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?
Quite a few possibilities for this one.
First one that springs to mind is that Berha is an executioner.
QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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by HenryHoudini » Aug 4th, '07, 15:32
moonbeam wrote:HenryHoudini wrote:like whats long and hard and full of seamen (sp?)
A submarine ??
yeah, that ones funnier if you say it
moonbeam wrote:HenryHoudini wrote:Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?
Quite a few possibilities for this one.
First one that springs to mind is that Berha is an executioner.
thats what I thought too but then I realized something else
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by Yorkshire Pudding » Aug 4th, '07, 15:52
HenryHoudini wrote:
Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?
Because 'Bertha' was the nickname of an electric chair? or the name of a runaway train? Or a sinking ship??
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by Yorkshire Pudding » Aug 4th, '07, 15:55
Or maybe because she committed suicide straight after killing all the people... they wouldn't put her in jail if she was dead too!
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by HenryHoudini » Aug 4th, '07, 16:36
the answer to the Bertha riddle is a fact
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by moonbeam » Aug 4th, '07, 16:37
Yorkshire Pudding wrote:Because 'Bertha' was the nickname of an electric chair? or the name of a runaway train? Or a sinking ship??
Got me thinking ..... wasn't "Big Bertha" the name of a gun used by the Germans in World War I
Edit: Just found
this
QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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by HenryHoudini » Aug 4th, '07, 17:01
wow
but as a matter of fact
Celia also killed all those people and wasnt arrested
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by DanielSteep » Aug 4th, '07, 17:36
believe it or not.. NO ONE hase PMed me the the answer// also the response in the thread is also wrong.
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by chryles » Aug 4th, '07, 17:40
Always liked this one.
Every lady in this land
Has twenty nails on each hand
Five and twenty on hands and feet
All this true without deceit
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by DanielSteep » Aug 4th, '07, 22:33
ive had 8 private messages all wrong.. I have 3 prizes for the first person that answers correctly thru private message.
I am what I am. But if you Know what I am, I am no longer what I am .
What am I?
People have guessed a secret, and a mystery.. you are somewhat all close the answer to the ______ could be a secret. or a mystery.. untill sumone figures it out.
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by Beardy » Aug 4th, '07, 22:50
DanielSteep wrote:I am what I am. But if you Know what I am, I am no longer what I am .
What am I?
unknown?
Love
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by DanielSteep » Aug 4th, '07, 22:57
hello ,
just recieved an answer of a "question"...
which is wrong..
but THIS is a form of a question..
come on anyone?
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by Beardy » Aug 4th, '07, 23:00
look above...
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by HenryHoudini » Aug 4th, '07, 23:09
Blapsing_Beard wrote:look above...
I think youre right
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by DanielSteep » Aug 4th, '07, 23:32
if you know the answer.. pm me.
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