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I did do a search but all I could find was topics on specific riddles. I love riddles so I decided to start a topic on them.

When is a door not a door?

Answer Below:










when its a jar

that ones partly a joke, Ill post some more later

Do you know what today is?..... Tomorrow's yesterday

There are some nice ones here

I am what I am. But if you know what I am , I am no longer what I am .
What am I?
(first person to PM me the answer wins a fabulous prize..(not too fab.. just my left over stuff im trying to sell))

DanielSteep wrote:I am what I am. But if you know what I am , I am no longer what I am .
What am I?
(first person to PM me the answer wins a fabulous prize..(not too fab.. just my left over stuff im trying to sell))

A secret?

Here's my favourite:
A father and son go fishing. They are driving back and there is a car crash, the dad dies. The son gets rushed to hospital and the doctor comes in and says 'hang on, thats my son!' Who's the Doctor?

Before you ask the father that dies is blood related along with the doctor. The doctor is not a grandparent and neither is the father.

So go on then! Who is the Doctor?

hehe it took me a while..
and then it suddenly popped into my mind..


The doctor is the mother

yeah


What can run but never walks
Has a mouth but never talks
Has a bed but never sleeps
Has a head but never weeps?

HenryHoudini wrote:yeah


What can run but never walks
Has a mouth but never talks
Has a bed but never sleeps
Has a head but never weeps?

A river

hm... its too easy...


what is so fragile that when you say its name it breaks?

forwards I am heavy, backwards I am not, what am I?

HenryHoudini wrote:what is so fragile that when you say its name it breaks?

Silence

HenryHoudini wrote:forwards I am heavy, backwards I am not, what am I?

Ton

moonbeam wrote:

HenryHoudini wrote:what is so fragile that when you say its name it breaks?

Silence

HenryHoudini wrote:forwards I am heavy, backwards I am not, what am I?

Ton

it seems as if the smurf is laughing at me

HenryHoudini wrote:it seems as if the smurf is laughing at me

lol

Another from the 'Old but Gold' collection:

What's brown and sticky?

Okay get this one mr mean smurf

Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?

Yorkshire Pudding wrote:Another from the 'Old but Gold' collection:

What's brown and sticky?

pfff, thats a joke, not a riddle

a stick


like whats long and hard and full of seamen (sp?)