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A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked..


"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

Taxi for Carlos.

*Chris hands him his coat*

Two ladies were were on the 1st tee. One lady drove off when a bee buzzed over, flew up her shorts and stung her on her nether regions. She hobbled off to see the pro and wailed "I've been stung down below when I was driving off, what should I do?"

The pro replied " Hmm, Stand further from the ball with your feet slighly closer together!"

majortom wrote:Taxi for Carlos.

I'll walk! I think I need the air..