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Some Humour for Monday Morning

Postby dat8962 » Sep 10th, '07, 12:09



This most probably won't mean too much for you whipper-snappers on TM but it may bring back memories for some of us 'older' members :lol: It made me smile anway :lol:

From 1975 To 2005

This is sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it...

1977: Long hair
2007: Longing for hair

1977 : KEG
2007: EKG

1977 : Acid rock
2007 : Acid reflux

1977 : Moving to California because it's cool
2007 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2007 : Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1977 : Seeds and stems
2007 : Roughage

1977 : Hoping for a BMW
2007: Hoping for a BM

1977 : Going to a new, hip joint
2007 : Receiving a new hip joint

1977 : Rolling Stones
2007: Kidney Stones

1977 : Screw the system
2007: Upgrade the system

1977 : Disco
2007: Costco

1977 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2007: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1977 : Passing the drivers' test
2007: Passing the vision test

1977 : Whatever
2007 : Depends

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mind set of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1989.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the 2 years before they were born.

They have always had an answering! machine

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane."

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet? :roll:

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Postby Tomo » Sep 10th, '07, 12:20

That's right, rub it in! I'm 41 on Wednesday :cry:

1985: Two kids talking. One says, "I found a condom on the veranda this morning". The other asks, "What's a condom?"

1986: Two kids talking. One says, "I found a condom on the veranda this morning". The other asks, "What's a veranda?"

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Postby dat8962 » Sep 10th, '07, 12:24

Have a good birthday from a fellow Virgo - I hit 45 last Saturday :cry:

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Postby seige » Sep 10th, '07, 12:31

Well, I hit the tender age of 35 in a couple of weeks (Libra, not Virgo), and yet all of this rings true for me too.

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Postby Tomo » Sep 10th, '07, 12:40

dat8962 wrote:Have a good birthday from a fellow Virgo - I hit 45 last Saturday :cry:

It's no fun, but my brief reckons he can get me off with a fine :wink:

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Postby Mandrake » Sep 10th, '07, 15:16

I sincerely hope you young 'un's have/had a good time :D !

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Postby Tomo » Sep 10th, '07, 15:20

Mandrake wrote:I sincerely hope you young 'un's have/had a good time :D !


I like it when people call me young :D

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Postby Mandrake » Sep 10th, '07, 15:25

Tomo wrote:I like it when people call me young :D
So do I.



It just doesn't happen very often these days..... :cry:

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Re: Some Humour for Monday Morning

Postby Beardy » Sep 10th, '07, 15:55

dat8962 wrote:They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.


oi oi - I do :P

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Postby Yorkshire Pudding » Sep 10th, '07, 16:08

Tomo wrote:That's right, rub it in! I'm 41 on Wednesday :cry:


Think yourself lucky... I'm 49 on Wednesday! :evil:

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Postby Mandrake » Sep 10th, '07, 16:42

OK all you Birthday boys, who's round is it first :twisted: ?

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Postby greedoniz » Sep 10th, '07, 16:43

31 on the 25th

Still a spring chicken compared :o

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Postby Beardy » Sep 10th, '07, 17:06

my 18th in a few weeks!

:D:D

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Postby lindz » Sep 10th, '07, 17:13

25 on oct 6 another Libra. Even thoe I was born only seven years before 1989 I am alredy dreading my 25th as it sorta feels like I should be a man and act like a man at least at 24 I still feel like I can act like a kid even thoe I'm a man, I don't know it just feels like the end of my childhood/ young man era and I will be starting the new era of man/old man it's depressing but on the bright side at least I will get lot's of magic for my birthday plus I still have about 3 weeks to my birthday.

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Postby Mandrake » Sep 10th, '07, 17:21

And still no offers to buy the booze - pah :twisted: !!!

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