a joke that is an important enough to start a new thread
Ronaldinho, Zinadine zidane and James Mcfadded are all in heaven standing before God all mighty, and God says to them
"before giving you a place at my side i must first enquire as to whay you all BELIEVE in most of all?"
Ronaldinho looks at god square in the eye and says
"I BELIEVE in football, that it is a force that at its best is an art like ballet, or even painting or sculpture.I BELiEVE that its power for good can unite all nations from the favellas of my own country in brazil to the council estates of great britain"
God looks at ronaldinho with a lump in his throat and says
"good take a seat at my left hand......and you Zinidine what do you BELIEVE"
Zidane sighs and says to God
"I BELIEVE courage, honour and passion are the fundamentals of all life. I know i have been hot tempered at times, but i have also sought with all my heart, through my whole career to be the living embodiment of these traits"
God suitably impresssed by Zizus humility says to him
"My son here, take your seat at my right hand"
God looks down at James Mcfadden and says
"And you James what do you BELIEVE"
Mcfadden replies......
"I BELIEVE your sitting in my seat"
Vive le Haggis
