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That just about says it all, really...

This is what the ad says in today's Guardian Sport insert:

Amaze your friends.
Astound your family.
100 card, coin and classic tricks for everyone to learn.
Is it magic?
Or just hocus-pocus?

Two 50-trick magic specials
Part one, free in the Guardian this Saturday
Followed by part two, free in The Observer this Sunday

Interested but I get the feeling its gonna be mince for Kids.
Maybe some interesting effects tho.

If I buy this I'd have to hide inside my porno book when I leave the shop.
Or inside my Daily Mail...

The pub might be interesting on Saturday afternoon this week. At least one other punter will have read it. Better take an old deck for them to drop.

You're right Tomo, it'll be 'I know magic too now, let me show you. There were these three burglars.....'

Ah well it's all fun

i bet you really mean it freddie lol.....i have a mental picture of you having a room with magic stuff in it and a room with interesting third reich memorobilia.....surely you only have to buy the daily mail once. I mean how many asylum seekers eat babies and cause aids stories can one read.

Tomo wrote:Better take an old deck for them to drop.

Very funny.

Let me show you a trick. I dont like that its always some gawd awfull thing Like the pink lady says "three burglars" no people dont say what do you do :

Pub chap "what do you do"
you "I am a builder"
pub chap "I know diy too , let me build you a wall"

Lady of Mystery wrote:You're right Tomo, it'll be 'I know magic too now, let me show you. There were these three burglars.....'

Ah well it's all fun

That was the first btrick I ever learned. It must have been around 1960 from an Elisdons magic book that had belonged to my dad in the 30's

I haven't done it for decades now....

Sorry, showing my age!

Lady of Mystery wrote:You're right Tomo, it'll be 'I know magic too now, let me show you. There were these three burglars.....'

Ah well it's all fun

Do you know, I actually don't mind it when people do that. It's that blummin' 21-card trick that gets on my nerves. Especially when they get it wrong and insist on starting again. Makes me want to teach them "Poker Faced".

spudgun wrote:I bet you really mean it freddie lol.....I have a mental picture of you having a room with magic stuff in it and a room with interesting third reich memorobilia.....surely you only have to buy the daily mail once. I mean how many asylum seekers eat babies and cause aids stories can one read.

It has a crossword too!

Us upper class people do have to mantain the image to keep the lower classes in check.

spudgun wrote:...surely you only have to buy the daily mail once. I mean how many asylum seekers eat babies and cause aids stories can one read....

God Bless the Daily Mail! One one page, the immigrants are taking away our country and the poofs are spreading disease, and on the next page, a cute picture of some kittens!
I used to work in a shop with a Daily Mail reader.. just the two of us week in and week out. All sympathy will be greatfully recieved.

Mee and his lordship cant help it if we read decent papers. If you hit a rap scallion with one your left papers it just folds and goes limp wristed abit like its readers.

Now a good rag like the daily mail will defend you in times of need.

The day I start to grow a beard, eat museli, go to WOMAD and accept beheading people as "part of someone's culture" then I'll read the Guardian.
It's awfully hard being rich and well-educated. The poor little oi polloi get sooooo jealous. Pass the caviar Jeeves.....

this is just like my mates at school, its so annoying, theyre all bringing in cards and trying to do goddamn awful tricks...