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Yeap I shot him dead. Now no need for alarm I shot him in the virtual world of BF2. This wont mean much to you who have no idea what bf2 is but its a great feeling.

So who else here plays BF2?

In the back it was and from a snipers position.....the coward!

In the head, from 200 meters I think you will find, and you was on the snipe too.

I shall tell you all the tale of Dini's golden shot. The team was getting hammered we only had one out post left the south gas station. It happens to be on a hill. I decide to make my way down the north face of the hill. Tank fire and bullets were raining in, I was down on the ground didnt want to return fire in case i was spotted. I carried on moving through the grass crawling on my belly like beard after a pink gin.

I knew i need a high point with some cover so i moved toward a building i knew would be a good sniper point. I moved up the ladder of to the roof hoping i wasnt spotted. The bullets where still flying and the cries of men being shot where rining in my ears. Every rung on the ladder seemed slow and noisey after what seemed a climb up everest i was on top.

Now when you get on to a roof you hit the deck i did so. I placed claymore mine at the top of the ladder in case some one wanted to join me. No sonner had i took postion I heard the word SNIPER on the radio. The map was showing me the snipper it was to the north east of my postion. I turned my sights in to the direction my trusty Lee Enfield was ready. Yes there was a snipper not far from where i was i could see him my sights wobbled as i took aim at his head. I held my breath. He turned to face me he wasnt looking in to his sights. I was the name greedoniz come up above his head, I fired I knew i had to hit him square in the head. I did the crack of the bullet leaving the gun. The kill showed up on my screen. I had killed Greedo.

After that there was a lot of me goating down the voice over IP "I shot you , shot you good".

There'll be war poetry next

Thas how it went down man. You wasnt there. Well Greedo was but he was busy getting shot by moi.

The day that I was sent to war,
I didn't want to go,
But threatened was my way of life,
by some unmoral foe,
So on the battlefield I tread,
a soldier so unwilling.
I'm a lover not a fighter,
and not very good at killing
So I hid up on a rooftop ,
away from all those meanies,
when a bullet hit me in the back,
shot from the gun of 'dini.

wow exciting stuff here on TM today

Thats almost Byronic. I think we must explore the reasons greedo was on top of a roof. He was not cowering. He was looking down his gun shooting poor people in the head.

Lady of Mystery wrote:wow exciting stuff here on TM today

Well you couldnt play anyway they dont let you snipe in high heals.

oh my god my only computer vice is BF2

I'm going on now.

Any takers?

What do you use as your user name Marvo? Let me and Greedo know and we will add you to our xfire.

Don't worry Greedo, as Owen once said:

Dulce et decorum est, pro patria Dini.

bronz wrote:Don't worry Greedo, as Owen once said:

Dulce et decorum est, pro patria Dini.

No probs Markdini, I'll have a look and get back to you because I can't quite remember where the dots are in the name and stuff.

Oh aye, and I don't have xfire. Do I need it?

I've not been on BF2 for ages. Will have to fix that asap.

aaah another BF2 member. Nice one

Yes download xfire (free dowload) and add markdini and greedoniz to the friend thingy. It'll let us all know if you playing and on what server.

.....and Bronz

No it wasn't an honour to die for 'dini.