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hehe

you ever heard of people being cheeky gits?

Well you don't ask, you don't get

I've been saving up to go on a skydiving course, and need to raise myself £1300

As of the moment, there are 11032 users on this forum (I think) meaning if everybody found a quid in their account, and donated it, I would be able to go on my course

soooooo

being the blunt cheeky git i am...

anybody wanna donate a quid? a quid fifty? a fiver?

just summit sitting there doing nothing? You won't miss it

Love you all!

Well, in some ways I admire your cheek, but then - there are people on this forum who have actual financial issues Beard, lost jobs, had genuine bad breaks - and you're asking over a grand so you can go on a sky diving course?

Nice try Chris but *rasp* jog on!

yeah far cough old bean...

why don't you look into doing a charity jump or something, see if they throw in any training...

kids today...tut tut tut...

Right, I'm saving to buy our first house, is that a better reason to get a quid?

I'll give you some cash as long as I get to pack the chute.

On a completely different subject does anyone know where I could get a cheap rubber tyre that will fit in a backpack?

Last time I gave you a tenner Chris you tore it up and didn't restore it. As I recall you then borrowed Greedo's tenner and did the same as part of the same routine. The net result was unanimously agreed to be the worst effect ever. I bet if I gave you a quid you'd somehow burn my house down with it.

Can't blame me though right?

Who else has asked this

Can't say it wasn't worth a try

I guess that for that price, you're going to be doing a full AFF course to level 8?

Have you looked at training through static line jumps? Not as exciting I as AFF I know but alot cheaper. The initial training is usually around £200 and then you can jump for about £30 a time. Once you've got so many static line jumps under your belt you can move on to freefall delays and finally proper freefall. It works out quite a bit cheaper that way.

Also how about doing it for charity, there are lots of charities that'll pay for your static line training if you can raise a certain amount and I'm sure people on here are more likely to sponsor you if it's for charity.

how about just work for two months in a warehouse?

you've gone down in my estimations beard-face...

hehe, money magic can often go awry.....

I remember the first time I attempted healed and sealed in which you restore an opened and emptied and crushed soda can to it's original state, open it, and drink the new soda inside it......


I ended up spraying everything within 5 ft with soda by mistake

lucky I tried it over the sink first

Why on Earth would anyone want to jump out of a perfectly good aeroplane? Anyway, aren't short haul flights frowned upon these days?

Tomo wrote:Why on Earth would anyone want to jump out of a perfectly good aeroplane?

Exactly - you'd just have to wait longer for your luggage to come round on the carousel thingy.....

Mandrake wrote:

Tomo wrote:Why on Earth would anyone want to jump out of a perfectly good aeroplane?

Exactly - you'd just have to wait longer for your luggage to come round on the carousel thingy.....

Oh, i dunno, maybe your luggage could get to your destination first.
Would probably arrive damaged though.

Chucking objects out of a plane to see if they survive does sound like fun, though. Let's start with David Blaine.

Runs away quickly...

With any luck he might read that, Tomo and try it for his next stunt