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Simon is the high waistline multi millionaire who gave us most of the pop sludge we have to put up with these days.

Good advice on the repair work

BaB

I was corrected by my Sister, who watches all things tripe on TV.

I'm not up on these things, especially 'pop' music!!!

But I do remember watching that stammering dude - made me giggle a bit!

I am currently getting a 'parts order' together for D'lite spares - seems you can get cheaper by buying bulk...

Full details in the next episode...

Not entirely sure about the luminous green nasal effluent - that sort of thing gets right up my nose.

Haha. I'm a genius, well, not really but I do like to think so. I have now two fully operating d'lights. It was rather simple, although the ferret did attempt to eat me rather than the lemon but still, it was easier than assembling that flatpack bookcase. I'm now off to go round the nieghbours with christmas cards, so I shall be taking my d'lights, claming that I'm actually Rudolf and when you pinch my nose it glows red. Funny how that never works if they pich my nose .

I like that idea

and when you pinch my nose it glows red

brilliant stuff! (Guess who's going to be trying that out later tonight then?)

Talking of d'lites (as we are) - I heard an interesting idea the other day. I must confess that it comes straight from another forum - but I am sure they won't mind me re-posting it here.

If you have a glass of white wine and a strategically placed d'lite - it will look like red wine. So just think of the possibilites.

You are down the pub, and are asked for a glass of white wine - you bring over instead a glass of red. When the inevitable complaint comes, you cover the red wine with your silk, wave you hands hyponically et voila, vin rouge.

I keep meaning to try it, but keep fogetting...

(of course Mandrake is armed with the ability to accidentally bring over a glass of Creme de menthe!)

I must confess that it comes stright from another forum - but I am sure they won't mind me re-posting it here.

I don't mind at all bananafish. In fact I was meaning to post it here.