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New Gambling Laws

Postby Miles More Magic » Jan 31st, '08, 18:40



Good news.


There has been a review on whether gambling should be allowed in pubs.


This has now been passed, with one pub chain already making plans.


They have come up with having the front bar area serving alcohol, while you can gamble on card games in a back room.


Their adverts will read:



Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby bronz » Feb 1st, '08, 11:14

That made me sit in a corner clasping my knees to my chest and gently rocking with an open mouth void of sound. I only came round when Mrs Bronz threw a glass of cold water on me.

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Postby George Chan » Feb 1st, '08, 16:47

Ha ha.

poker may be played openly in the back room but i hope craps will still be going on behind closed doors in the littlest room!

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Postby moonbeam » Feb 1st, '08, 18:20

Whilst we're on the subject of poker, try this one out on an unsuspecting "victim" (preferably female :? ):

"Hey, fancy a game of strip poker ?? You strip, I'll poke ya :wink: ".

QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby TheAlkhemist07 » Feb 1st, '08, 19:16

Getting dangerously close to the area of sexual harassment here.....

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Postby bronz » Feb 2nd, '08, 10:48

In Burnley that's considered a suave introduction.

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Postby moonbeam » Feb 2nd, '08, 15:14

bronz wrote:In Burnley that's considered a suave introduction.


Nearly spat my brew out all over the monitor whan I read this lol :P .

QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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