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So its Valentines day today, and my girlfriend is far across the seas in Sydney until sunday evening.

But, this is a message to everyone out there in internet land who has not received any love letters, gifts, or messages of appreciation, or who, like me, cannot be with their loved one on a day such as this

Happy Valentine's Day!

Pfffffft...


Valentines day....

a rose for all the ladies out there.
a sly hope your getting some wink to the lads.
no work.... no money..... hence boring valantines day for me... everyone say ahh, still could be worse i could be ugly too. .

Bah, Humbug !

Valentine's day is great if you're in a relationship as you're almost always guaranteed to get some

Something as simple as breakfast-in-bed in the morning followed by a candle-lit bubbly bath (with some chilled bubbly to drink) as soon as she walks in the door. Then while she's in the bath I work my magic in the kitchen preparing a candle-lit meal.

I find that this kind of thing is so much better than any ostentatious and flashy gift as it shows that I obviously care and have put the thought and effort into it (it's also a lot cheaper!).

I've got a small gig tonight - four women, four personal messages to be delivered simultaneously on the backs of freely chosen cards - the only cards in the deck bearing such messages.

Another hit for Lawrence's amazing Oracle deck! The man's a genius.

Tomo wrote:four women, four personal messages to be delivered simultaneously on the backs of freely chosen cards

Go on, make their day, change that to 'on the backs of four freely chosen half naked Chippendales' !

PS when you say:

four women, four personal messages to be delivered simultaneously on the backs of freely chosen cards

are they all from the same bloke ?

Mandrake wrote:are they all from the same bloke ?

Crikey, no!

Tomo wrote:Another hit for Lawrence's amazing Oracle deck! The man's a genius.

I'm not sure what's made me smile more, going out for dinner with the lady tonight, or that quote!
Cheers fella, let me know how it turns out. My Valentines Oracle is blue backed with lipsticked kisses on the back

Please tell me you have a stamp to do the kisses, if people find out you are using your own lips for the prints, you may expect a few refunds.

You never know, might increase sales to some people!
...Oi, Beard...

Four posts after this one, no names, no pack drill (!) had to be moved - getting a bit near the knuckle and attracting complaints, sorry.

My bad....

yes it is. lets all blame mark

Complaints? Deary me, there are some very sensitive people on here, aren't there? I blame Magic Mark.