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My Brazil Nuts that is....

This just happened to me at work. My colleagues saw me messing abound with the drawer, opening and closing it a few times and then get out of my chair to put my arm in there when one of them asked me what was wrong...

And for probably the only time in my life I could genuinely say the phrase "My nuts are stuck in the drawer" with a smile on my face.

I sit next to two blokes and one lady and I got the filthiest look from the her for that comment while the other two blokes were in fits of giggles.

Why do some people insist on being so mardy even on a Friday?!! I guess she probably told her partner that she didn't want anything for Valentines Day (I call it VD for short ) and received exactly what she asked for...

This whole post is bait for innuendo bingo!!!

It's one of those moments you dream about......

well it made me giggle, perhaps she's not getting enough

Whalemeister wrote: I guess she probably told her partner that she didn't want anything for Valentines Day (I call it VD for short ) and received exactly what she asked for...

Learning to understand the hidden meanings behind women's words is a fine art... reminds me of this classic advert:

That is just so unfair, you great pudding from some place near Lancashire!

We're really not all that hard to understand, men just have to learn to listen once in a while

Lady of Mystery wrote:That is just so unfair, you great pudding from some place near Lancashire!

We're really not all that hard to understand, men just have to learn to listen once in a while

Sorry, did someone say something?

hmmm you really are asking for it!

Lady of Mystery wrote:listen once in a while

I'm reliably informed that the requirement is 24/7 rather than once in a while. (At least I think that's what she said, I wasn't really listening....)

Lady of Mystery -

HOW VERY DARE YOU!

Don't you ever, ever again define the glorious province of Yorkshire by it's unfortunate proximity to the gloomy, delapidated area known in polite company as L*ncashire

I think we'll be needing these, lads...

Well Mandrake, I think 24\7 is quite unrealistic. I've found that about 10 minutes is the best I can hope for before the average male attention span reaches it's maximum and attention starts drifting off onto football (or cycling in my house), beer and breasts.

I don't think it's too much to ask though, afterall we have to put up with your whinging over your 'man flu', how unfair Wayne Rooney's red card was or how England should stop kicking the ball away in the rugby (I think I'm quickly becoming an expert on rugby tactics after this week).

0ooo-er, the B word has been mentioned - cold showers all round.....

Breasts......



.....Proof that man can think of 2 things at once

That's yer actual multitasking, that is.