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by **Lord Freddie** » Feb 22nd, '08, 21:12

Tomo wrote:Breardy, in all seriousness, watch your back tonight, okay?

What sort of club is it?

by **Markdini** » Feb 23rd, '08, 00:07

The Flaming Panda its called. Where the drinks come in a pineapple with an umbrella.

by **Citrus** » Feb 23rd, '08, 19:04

Markdini wrote:The Flaming Panda its called. Where the drinks come in a pineapple with an umbrella.

by **Marvo Marky** » Feb 23rd, '08, 20:46

And how'd it go Beardy?!?

by **Beardy** » Feb 23rd, '08, 22:45

haha - very good!

I told all that he must have felt threatened by me...when he phoned her to find out where we were meeting, I answered! He didn't turn up in the end.

I found out what he was unhappy about in the end though!

We went out last week, and he asked her whether she would rather marry me or him - i whispered to her that I would buy her a drink if she said that she would rather have me.

Turns out he believed her!

He decided not to turn up and said "enjoy tonoght with Chris then"

She told him to grow up, then danced around a pole for me...

all in all - a good night

by **greedoniz** » Feb 24th, '08, 02:37

My mum would never do anything like that for me Beard!!

Mind you my mum is dead so that would be really weird

by **Farlsborough** » Feb 24th, '08, 03:20

Glad it went well beard, but remember, don't be an ass about it - pride before a fall and all that. She may well turn round and tell you she bats for the other side, but has an even hotter twin sister... who this other fella is already dating! :lol:

The gracious gentleman never goes out of style

by **Miles More Magic** » Feb 24th, '08, 03:24

Blapsing_Beard wrote:danced around a pole

So you still didn't get to see her on your own then?

Unless it is an anatomical "pole" :wink:

by **Markdini** » Feb 24th, '08, 11:35

And that pole was named Aleksander.

by **IAIN** » Feb 24th, '08, 12:19

lets face it - your 18months old beardikins, even if you do go out with her, it wont last...life is futile young man, and the quicker you accept that the easier the inpending implosion of your relationships will get...

sound advice from my grandfather that was..

by **Beardy** » Feb 24th, '08, 15:47

oh I don't plan to go out with her at all - i'll be explaining to him on monday that there are no feelings there at all

then in a few months time if he ever does get hitched with her I'll just say it was because I'll stand down

at least this way he'll be pleased with me

by **Markdini** » Feb 24th, '08, 15:59

10-1 beard gets a blackeye

14-1 knee capped

100-1 shot

Place your bets please Lads and ladettes.

by **EckoZero** » Feb 24th, '08, 16:00

Hmmm. I really like those odds of knee-capping...

by **Markdini** » Feb 24th, '08, 16:02

Have a punt ecko. If it dont happen I will do it myself and give you half your stake back. Hows that sound? Not many bookies would do that I would have you know.

by **Totally Mental** » Feb 25th, '08, 13:48

Blapsing_Beard wrote:oh I don't plan to go out with her at all - i'll be explaining to him on monday that there are no feelings there at all.....

Translated:

She ain't interested! :lol:

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