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Spend your last day on earth??

Id probably say really soppy things to the people I loved then id do something maybe a bit dangerous...well it would be my last day so why not!!!

If we're allowed a full 24 hour day then I'd spend it making sweet passionate love to 10 lucky ladies. Then for the other 23 hours, 55 minutes 48 seconds.....

Sounds Lovely!!

i suspect it would involve russell brand and a sniper rifle

Mandrake wrote:If we're allowed a full 24 hour day then I'd spend it making sweet passionate love to 10 lucky ladies.

I'd just try it on with my missus ten times. Although knowing my luck it still wouldn't happen as she'd say "Not today. How about tomorrow?"

Other than that - I'd probably burn things...

On balance, I think I'd spend the day administering a well deserved slap to all those who really annoy me. Traffic Wardens, snotty cashiers in Post Offices, the eejits who clog up the 10 items or less supermarket checkouts at lunchtime with at least 20 items, taking hours packing their stuff, only after that do they look for means of payment, insisting on counting out all their small change penny by penny before deciding they don't have enough and start hunting for a credit card, then the pin number they wrote down on the back of a scruffy bus ticket. P*llocks flogging Insurance or credit cards on the way out would get a right kicking, anyone knocking my door offering me double glazing or other unwanted items would meet a similar fate, ditto anyone asking me to help with a 'consumer survey'. Yup, it would be be just like Michael Douglas in Falling Down a few years ago - Mandrake's Day of Murder and Mayhem would be a great way of finishing my existence on this planet !

I would probably give a good kicking to all the people that have annoyed me for the last 12 months. That would take about an hour, and for the last 23 hours, I would go up to any semi attractive girl in my 6th form and ask... well I'm sure you can guess.... Hey I'm a teenager, I'm always looking for the perfect excuse to release my hormones!

a childrens party in the morning.
lunch.... all i can eat.
an adult show in the afternoon.
a tour of all the junk food resturants.
evening show of close up ending with my once in a lifetime never repeatable.... flaming magic trunk of doom.

either that or food..sex...foood....seeex....death.

The first thought that sprang to mind is that I would spend it gorging on Indian curries, and plenty of it, too. I am a complete and utter gannet when it comes to curry - I simply cannot get enough of the stuff, but even I would have trouble eating it non-stop for 24 hours. Perhaps some activity involving curry and sex would be good...

...then again, perhaps not.

I would try my best to finally win an argument with the missus

storm01 wrote:I would try my best to finally win an argument with the missus

Good luck, mate. If she is anything like my wife, you'll need a damn sight more than one day.

I would spend the day with my wife and children and try to make up with all the people I have been bad to and try to understand what my life means to others.

I'd get me and Mrs Seige all wrapped up in nice warm clothes, drive to Pembrokeshire, and sit on a hillside in Manorbier, cuddling her and talking to her about all we've shared, whilst we watch the sea roll in and out for the last time...

... well, after I'd helped polish the sniper rifle sights to make sure the Russell Brand shooting went well.

Sophie, I think I can speak for all the males on this forum and sum up our last day on earth in three words: sex, food, violence.

I think that about covers it.

monker59 wrote:Sophie, I think I can speak for all the males on this forum and sum up our last day on earth in three words: sex, food, violence.

I think that about covers it.

Yeah I agree and all 3 with the missus !!!