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Mitch Hedberg

Postby Lenoir » May 22nd, '08, 09:34



Not too everyones liking, but I think he was the funniest stand up comedian I have ever watched!

Constant mellow one liners, which were the result of lots of drugs and drink but it's absolutely hilarious!

"I use to do drugs...I still do..but I use to."

"I have to come to realise, that a duck's opinion of me, is highly influenced by whether or not I have bread."

"I walked past a dry cleaners the other night at 1am, and it has a sign that read "SORRY! WE'RE CLOSED!" and I thought, you don't have to be sorry, it's 1am, it would be unreasonable for me to expect you to be open!"

"I have a 3 bedroom house. But isn't it up to me how many bedrooms my house has. This bedroom has a oven in it. This bedroom is AKA a hallway"

Check him out!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2491LucLa1g

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Postby Mark Waddington » May 22nd, '08, 12:37

OH MY GOD!!!


I managed to make the whle office tell me to stop laughing!


:D :lol: :D :lol:

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Postby Lenoir » May 22nd, '08, 19:09

Isn't he just great? I can't quite grasp what it is, but it's just amazing comedy!

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Postby queen of clubs » May 23rd, '08, 19:23

I have loads of his stuff. The good ones always die young. Except the good ones who don't, but we'll forget those for now.

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Postby HenryHoudini » May 23rd, '08, 19:33

Eh. It seems OK...

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Postby Lenoir » May 24th, '08, 10:29

Eh. It seems OK...


Your probably too young :lol:

"I want to do magic...but I don't want to be referred to as a magician." - A layman chatting to me about magic.
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