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by **mark lewis** » Aug 18th, '08, 01:55

I met young Michael Kras today. Not what I expected. Quiet and polite. Not obnoxious in the slightest. I think you were all terribly cruel to him.
I don't know him very well but I couldn't see anything particularly terrible about him.

by **Rob** » Aug 18th, '08, 09:51

Tsk! Mr. Lewis...how remiss of you!

Did you not recall that Michael is one of those 'Terrible Magic Camp Urchins, who should be drowned'?

(Or perhaps you did drown him at your meeting, and simply omitted that fact from your post?) :wink:

by **mark lewis** » Aug 18th, '08, 11:52

He didn't look particularly urchin like. In fact he looked much older than he actually is.
He seems terribly enthusiastic and loves magic. I bloody hate it especially if I have to watch it.

by **Robbie** » Aug 18th, '08, 13:10

Back to the original topic of the thread:

Just the other day I was amusing myself greatly with a rifle through the Sin Bin.

Amusingness is subjective, so I won't list specific threads, but go have a look if you haven't been there lately.

by **Michael Kras** » Sep 24th, '08, 04:17

Hmmmm......

by **Jean** » Sep 24th, '08, 06:49

http://www.talkmagic.co.uk/ftopic26978. ... light=help
i found this funny because this guy basically reveals a trick or technique then asks us for help

i did considered telling him that he would get cancer and to have his fingers removed but thought better of it.

theres another one somewhere, where a guy says he brought a dvd from elusionist that got broken by one of his kids, and he needs a trick from the dvd to do in a performance in a few days time or he wont have any money for his kids to get anything for Christmas

everyone just said send the dvd back or why spend money on a dvd if you've got none for Christmas?

by **Robbie** » Sep 24th, '08, 11:07

Jean Eugene Roberts wrote:theres another one somewhere, where a guy says he brought a dvd from elusionist that got broken by one of his kids, and he needs a trick from the dvd to do in a performance in a few days time or he wont have any money for his kids to get anything for Christmas

Snerk. Reminds me of all the begging auctions on eBay that we dig up in the Disturbing Auctions forum.

You get somebody who's selling a child's drawing for £50, saying "please buy this or else I won't be able to give poor little Timmy anything for Christmas". Forgetting that on eBay you can bring up anyone's recent trading history, and they've spent £5000 in the past month on fishing tackle and bondage gear.

by **Ian The Magic-Ian** » Sep 24th, '08, 16:01

This is my favorite because of how long it must have taken to write.

Mage Tyler wrote:
Ian the Mental-Ian wrote:Mage Tyler said:
I never really liked the idea of having mine out either.

Bah! I let my big head get the best of me.

After almost 2 years and 48 pages of Innuendo bingo, I thought I was impenetrable. This was my first time, and of course it was Ian that got me. I guess it was about time. Maybe I can return the favor and catch him out too.

Although I come on the forum daily, I’ve often wondered if lacking this experience means I don’t fit in. Now that I’ve finally appeared here, in all my glory, perhaps I will fit in. Seeing how the rest of you have done it too, well, it makes it that much easier for me to accept. I mean, everybody does it - right?

I’m sure you can all see how pleased I am to see that my embarrassment can at least be an enjoyment to the rest of you, so I give myself a hand for at least being able to provide some entertainment in your day. Perhaps I should spend less time reading the forums and more time practicing with my deck in my hands. Maybe I’ll even get a video of myself up - though my technical skill with my hands leaves a lot to be desired.

I feel I should stop myself before it’s too late or it gets too long. Even though in some ways I wanted it – in others I didn’t. Either way, it was good to get my first time over with – it didn’t hurt as much as I thought it would.

There, I’ve finished.

by **Misanthropy** » Sep 24th, '08, 17:20

Does anybody remember someone called minimindfreak? most of his threads were hilarious where he wanted everything immediately and he would often get replies from people telling him to perfect what he had before moving on but he wouldn't listen.

http://www.talkmagic.co.uk/ftopic12053.php&highlight=

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