Body language and all that is
so 1990's. Personally I prefer methods from the 1890's, so may I present to you:
Palm reading.
Psychic mind reading.
Graphology (that's handwriting analysis dummy).
Psychometry (hold something of the spec's - key, watch - and pick up those crazy vibrations!).
Tea leaf or crystal ball gazing - hey, nobody else is doing it.
Okay, okay, I know. You don't like doing psychic effects coz it preys on the vulnerable or something. You wanna be like DB. So:
Hold the spec's wrists and feel their pulse. No eye movement or anything silly - just feel for when their pulse quickens.
BUT (and here's where I get controversial) you will find that the average spec would rather have their mind read by a psychic than by a body language expert. Believe me. A psychic is interesting and exciting. A body language expert sounds a bit...well...nerdy. Just my experience.
Goodness, I am a bit cranky tonight. Must be coz I'm poorly. Anyway, go play at being body language experts, that's fine. It's just that, well, I think the world has enough of
those already. And yes, while we're at it, ignore the suggestions above and keep away from the psychic angle. That's my gig.
Only joking. You can be psychic too if you want to.
