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Postby FairieSnuff » Aug 24th, '08, 21:36



Dont forget to tip the magician !

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Postby The Magic Herring » Aug 24th, '08, 23:25

You lose, take off your clothes.

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Postby Ace of diamonds » Aug 25th, '08, 12:36

The Magic Herring wrote:You lose, take off your clothes.


Ha ha, I always use that one. :D :lol: :P :P

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Postby Relish » Aug 25th, '08, 18:25

you are here and an arrow possibly (as on a map)

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Postby Noodlesoup » Aug 26th, '08, 00:06

My lines are somewhat mean, but they work for me! Not pretty original though.

1. "I'll say the second most popular phrase of all magicians: Pick a card, any card!"

When the spectator draws a card, "If you're wondering, the first one is: where's my check?!"

2. Please bear in mind the this trick would only work for virgins.

3. I hope sir that you have a very poor eyesight for this deck is obviously marked

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