by Noodlesoup » Aug 26th, '08, 00:06
My lines are somewhat mean, but they work for me! Not pretty original though.
1. "I'll say the second most popular phrase of all magicians: Pick a card, any card!"
When the spectator draws a card, "If you're wondering, the first one is: where's my check?!"
2. Please bear in mind the this trick would only work for virgins.
3. I hope sir that you have a very poor eyesight for this deck is obviously marked