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Well... when you're twelve, getting any mail is a novelty, I suppose.

I'm expecting some books any day now. Shall I film myself receiving them from Billy the postman, sneaking them into the living room, and trying to hide them around the place (and ditch the packaging) before Colin comes down from his nap and notices there are new books in the house?

But you won't video it Robbie, or at least, I would hope not

Amusing thread I suppose, but then I thought to myself, 'Hmm, do teenage boys really deserve to be laughed at?'.

'Hmm, do teenage boys really deserve to be laughed at?'.

...Yes?

How old are you again, Mr. Wildcard???

There was meant to be some irony in the above Mark

Most boys in their early teens do some shameful things. In fact, lets just not go there

Wild Card wrote:
Most boys in their early teens do some shameful things. In fact, lets just not go there

Nup, still doin shameful things....

Although dont vidoe most of them!!


The vids show how shallow their livbes are, but, we're watching,comparing, and discussing the vids, what does that make us?

TheAlkhemist07 wrote: we're watching,comparing, and discussing the vids, what does that make us?

Bored in the office!!!!!

This is the very saddest video I think I have ever seen. Words fail me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjEYO6j9Z0A

I've been trying to find one where the Ellusionista brandishes his knife, goes to open the package, and cuts himself. Haven't spotted one yet.

Replicant wrote:This is the very saddest video I think I have ever seen. Words fail me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjEYO6j9Z0A

That HAS to be a joke video. There is no way someone would be that lame. That kid is starring in a very depressing sitcom called "My Two Decks".

My Two Decks: One is a red deck! The other is a blue deck! Will they ever learn to get along?! :p

Robbie wrote:I've been trying to find one where the Ellusionista brandishes his knife, goes to open the package, and cuts himself. Haven't spotted one yet.

One the ones i watched the kid nipped himself slightly with the blade, so was sucking his thumb for most of the rest while trying to show off the cards. He's really going to attract the specs with his rare blood stained tiger deck.

I'm pretty sure that the Vid Robbie mentioned was the one where the kid actually slices through his sweastshirt with the blade, in his haste to unwrap some bonus deck or other.

Despite having potentially gouged himself in the chest with a Stanley knife, he goes on to unwrap his goodies, hyperventilates, goes moist in the pants region, and raves about his new pasteboards for a good five minutes, before finally lifting his sweatshirt to check that he hasn't severed anything important

ETA - Actually, I think this might be the one! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVEpsSgHLO0

robstanley1 wrote:ETA - Actually, I think this might be the one! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVEpsSgHLO0

and to clarify i only scrached my stomach a little tiny bit!

What an intelligent young man.

Great links to those vids guys. I see your point about kids like that. Who the hell are the parents? How have they managed to spawn such overly excitable losers into exisitence. If only there could be an age restriction on buying, learning and performing magic - enforced by law of course! - similar to the drinking, smoking and driving age limits!

There are so many videos like this on youtube, and some of the performance ones make me cringe. I motion for imprisonment until they've reached puberty, for the gastly crime of butchering magic with their shaky handed, poorly presented, uneducated, and impetuous aproach to the art of deception.

I can't believe how wound up i get watching these spotty little, bedroom dwelling, allergic to daylight, jerking into a sock, Ellusionist ilk!

God bless Youtube and Talkmagic for allowing me vent my rage.