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guess who i am,
i am a man whoclaims originality for all my work, but my image is stolen from Slash in Guns and Roses. My card tricks are stolen from Derek Dingle and i bitch and moan about the buck brothers because im not as good as them with a deck of cards. I find criticising people easier than giving them the accolades they deserve mainly because its an easier thing to do and im living in a bubble of self pity and denial.
the people i work with secretly dont like me and i am rude to everyone i encounter.
i am actually quite bad at card handling, but if i dont put any videos out then no one will know and hopefully a myth will grow about how good i am at card magic when really im average.
i made a few videos in the past and they are truely awfull hence no one wanting them.
my publications are offensive but i am too much of a coward to say anything to anyones face.
i continue to put down people who i see who are better at magic than me, such as Ben Earl and Richard Kaufman and Paul Gordon.
I have an extremely small member, and embarrassed myself when i showed it to poeple recently. i was trying to be offensive but people just saw how small my penis was and laughed.
i wont release any DVDs because it will expose how c*** (not the best) i really am.
i owe many people an appology but I'm too emotionally imature to ever give them one.
can you guess who i am.

p.s i also dont pay tax on my cash in hand earnings.


go on...who am I?????

your the man Kaufman banned.
Your also the man who writes some facinating posts. And i hope you'l stick around a while

Not a bleedin' clue who you are hoppy, but...

hopkins wrote:I have an extremely small member, and embarrassed myself when i showed it to poeple recently. i was trying to be offensive but people just saw how small my penis was and laughed.

...with this in your intro, I'm not entirely sure I wanna' find out

Welcome anyways though - hope you have fun here (and remember...TM does not condone exposure, Magical or....otherwise )

Rob

by the way, i thought that the card video put out with Waddingtons a few years back, was the best beginner stuf there has ever been.
I wore my copy out!

From Wikipedia (and with some help from Dale )

"In early 2008 Jerry Sadowitz posted a photo of his penis on his website. The offending photo can be found in the "b*ll*cks" section of his site. Moreover, it is rumoured - although not substantiated - that this resulted in UK television's Channel 5 withdrawing an offer of a comedy/magic series."

good to hear from u both.
keep up the good work.
The person i was refering to was clearly Arkwright from open all hours, and not this Sadowitz character you both talk about.

by the way do you find all of Dai Vernons stuff boring. i do. and also Roy walton is painfully boring too.

"Are you Uri Geller? I'm a big fan of yours. I've got all your spoons".

Comedy of quality and distinction.

very funny tommo.
i got chinned by a bloke called tommo once, a despite my claims of being hard seconds before i was knocked clean out. i hope it wasnt you.

Couldn't have been. I only have one "m".

Why aren't you on the telly any more. Be on the telly. Be on the telly a lot.

i aint that curly haired prick u think i am.
im someone else.

does any one have a copy of dr norman nutjobs 50 close up problems

Not a witch hunter general on a magic forum?

listen josobah,
we are all into magic, so that means we have something severly wrong with us. we are also all on a forum, instead of being in bed with a beautifull girl. That again means there is something wrong with us. So while we are on here lets not be afraid of the truth about the above mentioned magician.
anyway in answer to my question, do you have Dr Normans Mag. Its awfull. Save yourself money. dont buy it. Its full of unfunny jokes and one bad card trick. I bought it off a guy in a pub, and read it in 2 mins and then sold it back to him, i was very dissapointed with it.
He said it will be available as a download pretty soon. I told him not to do that as its illegal and morally worng. he just sipped his pint and laughed hysterically.

Your Gordon Brown. Oh and by the way I'm on the forum and in bed with a beautiful girl so is there still something wrong with me or does that make me super wrong

lindz wrote:Your Gordon Brown. Oh and by the way I'm on the forum and in bed with a beautiful girl so is there still something wrong with me or does that make me super wrong

Only if you also have a webcam involved, Lindz