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Okey dokey... is there a song that sets your teeth on edge? Do you sit there thinking... that didn't even rhyme?? Well, nows your chance to expose the culprits. My starters for ten are:

Katy Perry: I kissed a girl...
I kissed a girl and I liked it.... hope my boyfriend don't mind it?

Oh no, I'm sure like most red blooded males he finds the sight of two young women snogging completely repellent.... hmmm

Toto : Africa
Sure as kilimanjaro rises like olympus above the serengeti

A karaoke mouthful nightmare as the soft rock combo desperately try to shoehorn every topographical landmark into one sentence!!! I'm surprised they didn't throw in The Lion King for good measure.... sheesh!!

One song that always has me singing to it once I've heard it is the song by the witch drs, it goes something like
'' Ooh ee oohh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bong, ooh eehh ohh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing!

Check the link below and click on the face to hear it!

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006 ... tor-p1.php

taffy wrote:One song that always has me singing to it once I've heard it is the song by the witch drs, it goes something like
'' Ooh ee oohh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bong, ooh eehh ohh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing!

Check the link below and click on the face to hear it!

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006 ... tor-p1.php

That song is used on the 'Great Magic of Las Vegas' dvd set for Sean Borgunias Ultimate Sketchpad illusion performed by Craig Dickinson

Chipmunks did a version of this ..... was my ringtone for a while ... i blame the kids ...

F x

FairieSnuff wrote:Chipmunks did a version of this ..... was my ringtone for a while ... i blame the kids ...

F x

It's great having kids, you can blame them for any thing

Oh cheers for that..... now I've got that ******* song pinging around my head like a blaster shot in a trash compactor!!!

flashman wrote:Oh cheers for that..... now I've got that ******* song pinging around my head like a blaster shot in a trash compactor!!!

Nearly spat my cup of tea all over the screen reading that!

Its annoyingly catchy aint it?

Prefab Sprout - King of Rock n' Roll

Hot Dog
Jumping Frog
Albuquerque

That's the chorus in its entirety. And it's repeated as nauseum. I kid you not.

or anything by euro - pants - dance act Scooter

"is it a bird
Is it a plane
it must be Dave
He's on a train"

"Every minute
every hour
feel the power
take a shower"

"Respect to the man in the ice cream van"

i could go on

hours of humour

I think your confusing humor with something else relish.

Chipmunks did a version of this ..... was my ringtone for a while ... i blame the kids ...

its on the haloween party album by crisom records, i play it a lot.

Shakira: Whenever, Wherever
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them with mountains –

What the....??

Michael Jackson: Earth Song
What about elephants, have we lost their trust?

Sir Michael of Jackson left his oxygen tent long enough to further pollute the atmosphere with these noxious lyrics..... As yet we have received no comment from the elephants themselves regarding this issue.

Des'ree: Life
I don't want to see a ghost. It's the sight that I fear most. I'd rather have a piece of toast...

If only Derek Acorah felt the same way....

Van Halen: Why Can't This Be Love?
Only time will tell if we stand the test of time...

Winner of an Ivor Novello in the category of 'Stating the bleedin' obvious'

Peaches come from a can they were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If I had my little way Id eat peaches everyday
Sun soakin bulges in the shade

Ahem......

Now all pray silence for the wise words of Mr. Vanilla Ice


Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon


Amen

Spice Girls

Won't ya tell me what ya want...what ya really, really, want.......Yeah, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really, want..........I want a...I want a.....I want a........shigga say yeah

What complete and utter pony


TI