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I see we have a young bogtrotter here as well as the usual comments from a tartan termite. I shall ignore the termite and address the bogtrotter.

I find it ironic that our young Irishman reprimands me for not forming sentences properly but can't spell "punctuation" in the correct manner. There are also myriad spelling mistakes in his post. I would point them out but there are too many to count.

Since the Irish have ironically been giants of ENGLISH literature he is rather letting the side down.

I do find it ironic for an Irishman to be talking about "sincerity". This is a very odd race of people who say "yes" when they mean "no" and unless they come from the rather excitable and holy Province of Ulster tend to mean the exact opposite of what they say.

The young man may be interested to know that I am very famous in Ireland. Ask around and you will find out why.

mark lewis wrote:I see we have a young bogtrotter here as well as the usual comments from a tartan termite. I shall ignore the termite and address the bogtrotter.

I find it ironic that our young Irishman reprimands me for not forming sentences properly but can't spell "punctuation" in the correct manner. There are also myriad spelling mistakes in his post. I would point them out but there are too many to count.

Since the Irish have ironically been giants of ENGLISH literature he is rather letting the side down.

I do find it ironic for an Irishman to be talking about "sincerity". This is a very odd race of people who say "yes" when they mean "no" and unless they come from the rather excitable and holy Province of Ulster tend to mean the exact opposite of what they say.

The young man may be interested to know that I am very famous in Ireland. Ask around and you will find out why.

The above post reeks of racism.

GaryGrace wrote:The moderators on this forum should show a little more backbone and do something about it like their counterparts on www.MagicCafe.com.

mark lewis wrote:There are also myriad spelling mistakes in his post. I would point them out but there are too many to count.

The word "myriad" is actually a noun. Worry not Mark Lewis, the bogtrotter shall do you the favour of correcting your unfortunate error.

....also a myriad of spelling mistakes in his post.

Mark Lewis, my gifts to you do not dry up there. I am fully aware that you will be too proud to thank me on the forum for helping you on this matter, so I will not ask you to do such a thing. I know you would wish to thank me however, so you can can sleep tonight in the sound knowledge, Mark Lewis, that you are welcome.

As to why you are famous, I will not ask around as I could not care in the slightest. Famous people are usually idiots.

GaryGrace, yes Mark Lewis is being racist. We both know however that he does not mean it. He would probably love to come from Scotland or Ireland!

I DO come from Scotland my boy. And I DO come from Ireland. You really must do your research.

As for being racist that only applies if you come from Yorkshire. The rest of humanity I hate equally.

Then why spend so many years entertaining them?

I hate humanity but I love money. I do hope that explains it for you.

Mandrake finds it hard to delete anything by Mark Lewis. Sorry M, but it's brutally true. Locking the forum is about the best I think we'll get.

Mark Lewis is a genius. If you listened to him you may learn a thing or two, honestly. Do you really think this is the first forum "spat" he's ever had? And do you think anybody else ever got the better of him? Of course not. The best advice, and I mean this quite sincerely, is just to listen to him. Don't rise to his odd acidic comment. He does it on purpose to wind people up, and you're just falling for it time and time again...

Oh, and I'm from Mark's beloved county of Yorkshire. That's why I stick up for him.

mark lewis wrote:perhaps you should ask me a question about any other matter. I do happen to know everything and that should be perfectly obvious by now

Well?

Why are all polar bears left handed?

I love reading this stuff and I agree with the post above.

I'm afraid it's a myth.... polar bears are equally bad at shuffling with either hand. And they don't win many games of squash either....

themagicwand wrote:Mark Lewis is a genius. If you listened to him you may learn a thing or two, honestly. Do you really think this is the first forum "spat" he's ever had? And do you think anybody else ever got the better of him? Of course not. The best advice, and I mean this quite sincerely, is just to listen to him. Don't rise to his odd acidic comment. He does it on purpose to wind people up, and you're just falling for it time and time again...

Oh, and I'm from Mark's beloved county of Yorkshire. That's why I stick up for him.

Paul, if youd have time to take your tongue out of his backpart and think about it rationaly then youd see that a forum is a public place where people whatnt to talk with other. more or less politely. i am sorry but if he cant deliver his genious teachings in a proper tone and be respectfull to anybody then i dont need them. i dont need to be thought by some bitter old man who hates humanity and does baloon animals for little kids at his age. i dont care how good he is. if he has something to say then he should say it politley and respect everybody else too.

Paul, imagine it in the real world not on the internet...He would be talking like this face to face to somebody...you think it would be acceptable? I dont think so. So why should it be acceptable here? The way he behaves is just rude and obnoxious and i never take it in real life nor online.

Another question i would like to adress here is why are the mods letting it pass??? i just dont get...if anybody else would behave like him he would be warned and told to behave himself...heck you told ME to cool off and delteted one of my posts and it wasnt even bad. But you diddnt say a word to mr. louis...

So basically yeah i dont care how funny it ay be...and i believe his behaviour is funny...but it is also rude to other members of this forum. think about it!

best regards

memorire wrote:
Paul, if youd have time to take your tongue out of his backpart

Now who's being rude? Honestly. The very thought.

themagicwand wrote:

memorire wrote:
Paul, if youd have time to take your tongue out of his backpart

Now who's being rude? Honestly. The very thought.

it was figuratively better reply to the rest and not to this would like to hear what you have to say.

best regards

memorire wrote: would like to hear what you have to say.

To be honest I have nothing to say. I couldn't care less. I have a wife in hospital and two young children who are eating their lunches while worrying if mummy is going to be okay. To be honest, I couldn't care less.