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Farlsborough wrote: crawling round on hands and knees for the rest of the evening desperately muttering "where's my bl**dy shell?!"

I'll spend mine at the bar... always bloody do!

Me too but depends who's paying...I vote Mandrake

Hang about, who said it was my round? I've only just got here and haven't even had time to take me bike clips off yet....

Jordan C wrote:I'll supply the live music

As long as it's not bl**dy Agadoo....

ah er vodka un coke wul bee lurvley sanks missster Mandrake

Well, seeing as it's you, (get the IB thread ready to receive) would you like a large one ?

Mandrake wrote:I've only just got here and haven't even had time to take me bike clips off yet....

Been riding that roller coaster again Mandrake?

I'll have another sherry...

(Vaguely) funny story about a Christmas party. When I was a wee nipper we had a party at school, and all had to bring something in. We had a new kid from Canada called Amrit who was asked to bring the crackers.

Obviously some customs are different across the pond, because when he pitched up with his crackers they were of the Jacob's cream variety Thankfully everyone in my little group found it funny enough not to be annoyed that they missed out on a paper hat, a cr@p joke and a keyring.

Time for another party band lol

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2kiYAIM4N_A

Did anyone bring some of those little sausages on sticks, chicken nuggets, egg & salad cream sarnies? Not a proper party without.....

Help yourselves to some of these....

Mandrake wrote:Help yourselves to some of these....

poppers and Blowers?......


help...me....inuendo over-load... must resist .........

Anyone fancy a xmas goose?

flashman wrote:Anyone fancy a xmas goose?

As long as there's copious amounts of stuffing involved .

Never one to leave my work at home, I'll be in a corner somewhere giving someone a tarot reading. Then I'll be bugging the DJ to play some obscure Northern Soul track.