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I knew there was a reason why I took up Tarot!

Postby Replicant » Dec 11th, '08, 10:47



And this is it!

OMG, this book is sooooo koooool!! At last! No more sitting on my right hand to make it numb!

Form an orderly queue, ladies!

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Postby FairieSnuff » Dec 11th, '08, 11:04

:roll:

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Postby pcwells » Dec 11th, '08, 11:12

Imagine walking into a party and, before you can even get a drink, women are approaching you. You nod to each one in turn, and a few minutes later, when you finally sit down, they flock to sit at your side. For the next two hours they hang on your every word and tell you their deepest secrets. When you leave, the most attractive woman at the party leaves with you . . .


Bleedin' eck! Do you think M. David Huxley might really be Docc Hilford?

The tone of the pitch sounds so familiar!! :shock:

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Postby Tomo » Dec 11th, '08, 12:15

Jeez, if someone needs a book to tell them how to pick up women with a tarot deck, they'll surely need one on what comes next :lol:

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Re: I knew there was a reason why I took up Tarot!

Postby taffy » Dec 11th, '08, 12:33

Replicant wrote: At last! No more sitting on my right hand to make it numb!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Love it!

Impossible is nothing, if you only believe!
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Postby Mandrake » Dec 11th, '08, 12:33

Being a natural born babe-magnet, I don't need any such books :shock: .

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Postby Replicant » Dec 11th, '08, 12:51

Mandrake's beating...

...the ladies off with a stick. Image

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Postby lindz » Dec 11th, '08, 16:24

Genius wish I wrote that book :roll:

Anyway I find it hard to pick woman up anyway let alone with tarot cards, All the choclate they eat woman are getting quite heavy to lift :oops:

Ill go stand in the corner

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Postby lozey » Dec 12th, '08, 03:18

WOW! I have to wonder about a book that costs $3. What class of women will you end up attracting from such a cheap book I wonder lololololol On second thoughts I'l stick with Harry Lorraynes Apocolpyse set :lol: :lol: :lol:


BTW 'pick women up with tarot cards' - Is that like one of those bar bets where you have to lift an ice cube with a straw lololol :lol: :lol:

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Re: I knew there was a reason why I took up Tarot!

Postby smoked salmon » Dec 12th, '08, 10:43

Replicant wrote:
At last! No more sitting on my right hand to make it numb!



:lol:

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Postby Craig Browning » Dec 12th, '08, 17:27

lozey wrote:WOW! I have to wonder about a book that costs $3. What class of women will you end up attracting from such a cheap book


Just remember, we're talking about magicians here... cheap tricks has always been their forte' :lol:

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Postby dat8962 » Dec 12th, '08, 17:53

there was a debate on Radio 5 live yesterday afternoon claiming that around 35% of men lied about the books that they read in order to impress women.

It appears that being well read is a definate attraction to the opposite sex but I doubt that the tarot offering will be on the list :lol:

Apparently the most lied about book for being read is the Nelson Mandella biography. According to the poll, it's one of the most read books by females and one that impressed women if the read by a male - hence the "of course I've read it". :lol:

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