by Ian The Magic-Ian » Jan 13th, '09, 22:04
Here's what you do. You need a stooge in the audience. Have them come on stage to examine the bottle. They do so, you tell them to sit back down in their seat. You point into the back of the audience and say behold! As everyone turn's their head you have the stooge pull out a semi-automatic weapon. You hold up the bottle they shoot it. When the audience turns around all they see is a smashed bottle and they're none the wiser.
it's a joke in case you were planning on bringing a weapon into a theater and spending quite a while in jail 
Barton: Have you read the Bible, Pete?
Pete: Holy Bible?
Barton: Yeah.
Pete: Yeah, I think so. Anyway, I've heard about it.