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by **Chris** » Feb 11th, '09, 16:29

Hello TM folk this is your oppurtunity to do something for to make yourself feel good and get some good Karma....

Please donate £1 to my wedding fund....or as much as you wish to donat

Cheers

Chris

WORTH A TRY WASNT IT

by **FairieSnuff** » Feb 11th, '09, 16:57

Well usually charities that wish to raise money offer something in return ... what would i get for my investment?...

Could i stipulate where my money was to go?.. I.e one blue carnation etc etc

What are you policies on unspent funds? If we all cough up does that make us investers or shareholders and as such get a percentage of any divorce proceeding profits ?

What is your registered charity number?

So many questions ....

Fairie x

by **Replicant** » Feb 11th, '09, 16:58

I'll be happy to make a donation on the condition that I get an invitation to the wedding.

by **daleshrimpton** » Feb 11th, '09, 16:59

Ill give you a 20% discount on my usual fee if you want to book me. Mind you... prices have just gone up

by **Chris** » Feb 11th, '09, 17:34

Im afraid the amazing Mr Bell is already booked to do my wedding sorry folks....

You all get a share of the satisfaction that you did something nice...

Oh i forgot your magicians

i know Ill name my first born

Shrimpton-Fairy Muff

by **FairieSnuff** » Feb 11th, '09, 17:38

Magic Chris wrote:Im afraid the amazing Mr Bell is already booked to do my wedding sorry folks....

You all get a share of the satisfaction that you did something nice...

Oh i forgot your magicians

Oh so you want our money to pay for him .... well i say get a cheaper quote from someone else lol....

Fairie x

by **Chris** » Feb 11th, '09, 17:49

Oh so you want our money to pay for him

LOL im paying him in cuddles and spooning, although thats a secret so dont tell him :lol:

he will find out on the night

by **Dominic Rougier** » Feb 11th, '09, 18:30

Cuddles and spooning? How the hell does he explain that to his accountant?

by **FairieSnuff** » Feb 11th, '09, 20:15

Maybe he's the one that needs a chaperone .... !!!

Fairie x

by **Farlsborough** » Feb 12th, '09, 00:54

Can I give you some money for your wedding...

Let me think...

Ooh, how about:

by **Farlsborough** » Feb 12th, '09, 00:56

...besides, there are not a huge number of regular contributing members on here dude. If you were very lucky, about 25 people might give you a quid, which would go some way to purchasing... hmm... one scotch egg for the buffet. :lol:

by **EckoZero** » Feb 12th, '09, 00:59

Farlsborough wrote:If you were very lucky, about 25 people might give you a quid, which would go some way to purchasing... hmm... one scotch egg for the buffet.

At £25 that would be a mammoth of a scotch egg!!

Scotch whale egg maybe? :lol:

by **themagicwand** » Feb 12th, '09, 00:59

Farlsborough wrote:25 people might give you a quid

Which will just about cover my fee!

by **queen of clubs** » Feb 12th, '09, 01:10

I shan't contribute £1. But I promise to contribute £10 when you get divorced.

by **Farlsborough** » Feb 12th, '09, 01:18

EckoZero wrote:
Farlsborough wrote:If you were very lucky, about 25 people might give you a quid, which would go some way to purchasing... hmm... one scotch egg for the buffet.

At £25 that would be a mammoth of a scotch egg!!

Scotch whale egg maybe?

I'm just thinking wedding caterer prices... "one dry chicken dinner and a leathery profiterole washed down with a glass of vinegar and a thimble full of asti? That'll be £50 a head..." :roll:

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