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by **Lenoir** » Feb 23rd, '09, 22:05

Does anyone here have a criminal record? I know it's quite a personal question, but I just wondered what lovely citizens we have in the magic community!

As I've posted before, I wasn't always the best behaved boys from 13-15, and have had some unfortunate charges following me ever since....

by **Farlsborough** » Feb 23rd, '09, 22:08

I don't, but my aunty does... :lol:

by **FRK** » Feb 23rd, '09, 22:09

I a good boy......

by **moonbeam** » Feb 23rd, '09, 22:10

I've got a Police record - does that count ???

by **Farlsborough** » Feb 23rd, '09, 22:11

moonbeam wrote:I've got a Police record - does that count ???

"Sending out an S.O.S..." :lol:

by **Jobasha** » Feb 23rd, '09, 22:14

I'm in education, so I'm not allowed. I had a hell of a time getting my first police clearance. It took about six months. During this time I got phone calls from the police asking me if I was sure I was born on my date of birth. I was never really able to hold back the sarcasm during those calls. "Well officer I think I was born then, I've always been told I was, but then my memory of the events isn't too clear."

by **Lenoir** » Feb 23rd, '09, 22:17

Imagine the reaction I get when I produce my applications for places and they see

Assault x 2
Carrying a concealed weapon
Resisting Arrest.

I can honestly say, it looks 400 times worse than it is. You'd be surprised what counts as what these days.

by **Farlsborough** » Feb 23rd, '09, 22:19

Lenoir wrote: I can honestly say, it is 400 times worse than it looks.

What - the actual situation was 400 times worse than it looks when written? :shock:

Flippin' 'eck, Lenoir!

Edit: I've had to quote you so your edit doesn't make me look stupid...

by **Lenoir** » Feb 23rd, '09, 22:21

Damn you Farls. Edited!

I described the whole situation somewhere else, but in short, two people who, in a larger group robbed me, tried doing it again.

If carrying an orange handle stanley knife on the way back from my art college is carrying a concealed weapon, I'm 100% guilty.

by **moonbeam** » Feb 23rd, '09, 22:22

Farlsborough wrote:What - the actual situation was 400 times worse than it looks when written?

Flippin' 'eck, Lenoir!

I was thinking same - are you sure you didn't mean it looks 400 times than it actually is Lenoir ??

EDIT: Damn - you've edited your original post Lenoir

.

by **Lenoir** » Feb 23rd, '09, 22:22

EDITED!

by **cymru1991** » Feb 23rd, '09, 22:29

Nope I don't have any form of criminal record........ yet

by **Lenoir** » Feb 23rd, '09, 22:30

Come down to London, we can have a jam session with cards and then go out and cause mischief!

by **JakeThePerformer** » Feb 23rd, '09, 22:32

I'm edit dizzy.

by **cymru1991** » Feb 23rd, '09, 22:33

Lenoir wrote:Come down to London, we can have a jam session with cards and then go out and cause mischief!

I wonder if you could class a playing card as a concealed weapon- After all, I wouldn't want to get into a fight with Ricky jay when he was holding a deck

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