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by **TheStoner** » Mar 2nd, '09, 00:04

Last night I encountered the perfect spec.

1) Female
2) Gorgeous (but not in a sexist way)
3) Bit drunk
4) She WANTED to see magic
5) Able to riffle shuffle
6) Easily distracted/misdirected
7) Huge reaction to effects

Best bit was when I asked where she thought her chosen card was. "Somewhere in the middle of those cards you're holding?" - "Errr, no, it's under your drink". She nearly fell off her chair!

Much better than the usual cynical bloke who's trying to catch you out and act "cool" to impress his mates.

by **Replicant** » Mar 2nd, '09, 00:06

She sounds like the typical L&L audience member.

by **TheStoner** » Mar 2nd, '09, 00:13

Replicant wrote:She sounds like the typical L&L audience member.

Mandrake has banned abbreviations so you can't say "L&L". Especially as I have no idea what it is. :evil:

by **Harry Guinness** » Mar 2nd, '09, 00:16

The production company behind a vast number of DVDs including Banachek's, Daryl's, Boris Wilde's and at least one of Sankey's. Essentially they are a ridiculously over the top stock audience (though the girls are mostly very attractive). It's the same audience in every DVD. Everyone has their favourite audience member as well, Boris Wilde even asked one of them for an autograph when he was performing!!!

by **Peter Marucci** » Mar 2nd, '09, 05:43

That's all very good, Stoner, but let's get to the important stuff: Did she have big boobs?

by **Lady of Mystery** » Mar 2nd, '09, 11:04

by **taffy** » Mar 2nd, '09, 11:13

Peter Marucci wrote:That's all very good, Stoner, but let's get to the important stuff: Did she have big boobs?

Did she?

by **Lady of Mystery** » Mar 2nd, '09, 12:38

what is it with boys and boobs, there are more important things you know! :roll:

by **Peter Marucci** » Mar 2nd, '09, 12:50

Thank you, Lady of Mystery; it's been 50 years since anyone has called me a "boy". :lol:

by **Replicant** » Mar 2nd, '09, 12:55

Lady of Mystery wrote:what is it with boys and boobs, there are more important things you know!

I agree. I am a leg and bottom man myself.

by **Lenoir** » Mar 2nd, '09, 13:00

Replicant wrote:I agree. I am a leg and bottom man myself.

Definately!

by **Lady of Mystery** » Mar 2nd, '09, 13:26

There's going to be some slaps dished out around here soon I think :twisted:

by **Le Petit Bateleur** » Mar 2nd, '09, 13:27

TheStoner wrote: Mandrake has banned abbreviations so you can't say "L&L". Especially as I have no idea what it is.

L&L publishing was created by Larry Jennings and Louis Falanga (1 "L" for each first name.) Now you know :wink:

llpub.com

Boring post - sorry :wink:

LP

by **TheStoner** » Mar 2nd, '09, 13:29

Peter Marucci wrote:That's all very good, Stoner, but let's get to the important stuff: Did she have big boobs?

I can't say I noticed :lol:

by **Farlsborough** » Mar 2nd, '09, 14:01

Lady of Mystery wrote:what is it with boys and boobs, there are more important things you know!

Yes, there's... erm...

er... well, there's... I suppose...

erm...

Nope, you've got me. Could this go in the riddles thread? :lol:

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