I don't find your twitter posts boring Kolm - I don't find them at all
Facebook - should have stayed as it was, a means for students to arrange p*ss-ups and share/comment on photos of said p*ss-ups. That's what lots of us still use it for, only now we have to fight our way through
"Benji threw a cheesecake at you, throw one back?" and
"Chelsea invites to you be a triangle! Join the triangles vs. squares fight and start making other people triangles now!" and the stupid new twatter-wannabe layout to meaningfully interact with our real, physical friends.
Blogs - mostly self-important rubbish, redeemed by the fact that rubbish ones seem to die out quite quickly, and some people devote their blogs to ukulele chords or recipes. Occasionally people say something interesting too.
But twitter... my goodness... unbelievable that some website creator has managed to convince people that they care about the minutia of everyone else's lives! As usual, under the guise of "staying connected", when what it really means is "replacing human conversation". Has no one seen the film Wall-E?!
When my Mum starts telling me about something and (as she invariably does) starts getting lost in the trivial details... "oh, it must have been Tuesday because it's when I went to the supermarket... it was the Waitrose on Ecclesall Road...", I say what needs to be said:
"GET TO THE BL**DY POINT!". So for someone to create a website based on broadcasting these meaningless bits of brain dribble... I can feel the banality of it almost choking me... Don't you twitterers feel your life dripping away, minute by minute, pointless update by pointless update...?
Ahem. Slight rant.
