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by **Ian The Magic-Ian** » Apr 5th, '09, 23:02

aporia wrote:what do you call a fish with no eyes?

Blind?

My fish is an "alligator gar".

by **Lenoir** » Apr 5th, '09, 23:08

by **aporia** » Apr 5th, '09, 23:12

Lenoir wrote:fsh

correct.

what type of fish can't swim?

by **babyshanks** » Apr 5th, '09, 23:25

aporia wrote:
Lenoir wrote:fsh

correct.

what type of fish can't swim?

Dead ones?

by **flaw07** » Apr 5th, '09, 23:35

name a fish....
FOOD
speaking of which this thread has made me hungry for
tilapia
salmon
or maybe no defenitly
SHRIMP

by **Replicant** » Apr 6th, '09, 00:33

Mackerel.

by **daleshrimpton** » Apr 6th, '09, 08:17

colin.

( check your newspapers, it's a reall fish)

by **pcwells** » Apr 6th, '09, 08:27

What do you call a shark with no eyes?

by **themagicwand** » Apr 6th, '09, 09:35

pcwells wrote:What do you call a shark with no eyes?

Anything you like! He can't... oh, wait, that doesn't work does it?

by **daleshrimpton** » Apr 6th, '09, 09:40

pcwells wrote:What do you call a shark with no eyes?

A shark.

It cant see you.However, Its hearing is perfectly fine.

if it was a little deaf, it could always wear a herring aid.

by **babyshanks** » Apr 6th, '09, 10:42

daleshrimpton wrote:it could always wear a herring aid.

How perfectly cringe-worthy.

by **dat8962** » Apr 6th, '09, 11:43

Into the second page and I'm very surprised that no-one's answered with

Banana

by **Harry Guinness** » Apr 6th, '09, 12:14

by **flaw07** » Apr 6th, '09, 14:03

O GOD THE PUNS NO MORE PUNS

by **TheStoner** » Apr 6th, '09, 14:43

No more puns - but more fish please!

But don't name a WHALE. It's not a fish - it's an insect.

Name-a-fish