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by **GoldFish** » Mar 15th, '04, 16:19

Hello! Im Gold Fish, I'm 18 years old and I've been doing magic now for just over 2 and a half years. I take my magic seriously but because of the restraints of study and work I can't really take it any further than a hobby at the moment, which is a shame. I view magic as pure escapism, something that i can relax with and just forget about everything else as I focus on the cards or the cups or bits and bobs that have secreted themselves all over my bedroom! Even though I've only been doing magic for a short time I think I can safely say that I have some skill due to the many hours of research and input that I have put into my magic. I hope to fit in well here and look forward to proving my worth.

All the best

Fish

by **bananafish** » Mar 15th, '04, 16:36

Welcome 'fish. Hopefully you will find this a fun and happy place to discuss all aspects of this hobby/profession of ours.

by **the_mog** » Mar 15th, '04, 16:38

hi and welcome to the forum... hope you enjoy your stay :mrgreen:

by **mistress of magic** » Mar 15th, '04, 17:32

Hiya, welcome to Talk Magic!!!!

I hope you enjoy it here!!!

by **Jing** » Mar 15th, '04, 19:12

Hey, Welcome to the forum,

Look forward to reading some of your posts...

by **Pcwizme** » Mar 16th, '04, 13:42

welcome and hi

i see you have my 36th nickname (yes i have a book called my nicknames!!)

but why goldfish is it cos like me you have a short short er (pcwizme scratchers his head)er oh yeah attention span?

pcwizme

by **GoldFish** » Mar 16th, '04, 14:53

Nope, there's two reasons really:

1) Like a Gold Fish i like to think that I see things from a different perspective (Goldfish have to look through the curved glass of the bowl making them see things in very strange ways)
2) When I die I want to be flushed down the toilet.

by **magicdiscoman** » Mar 16th, '04, 16:28

hi goldfish.

can you see infrared as well, good on you being flushed will certainly save a bit on the funeral costs. :lol:

by **GoldFish** » Mar 17th, '04, 11:42

Gold Fish can see infra red!! Wicked.

Every day's a school day! Wow, didnt know that.

by **Midas Kid** » Mar 17th, '04, 13:09

Do you have a lucky fin? If you do there is sequel out there in Hollywood.

by **Mandrake** » Mar 22nd, '04, 17:05

Hi and welcome to the aquarium (Goldfish + Bananafish = aquarium. It's like a joke - but not very funny :oops:

).

by **BaBaBoom** » Mar 22nd, '04, 17:17

lol

Some more interesting facts :

Most common name for a goldfish?
Jaws.

Goldfish swallowing (a fine sport if I ever heard of one) started in Harvard in 1939.

Dry fish food makes goldfish constipated! Poor fishy.

If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

The Sun is actually the gathering of screams from dying goldfish collected and compressed into a ball of fishy heat. Its true. The pink penguin told me..

Welcome

by **bananafish** » Mar 22nd, '04, 17:21

and I always thought a pregnant goldfish was a twerp...

by **Happy Toad** » Mar 22nd, '04, 17:51

Dry fish food makes goldfish constipated! Poor fishy.

I wanna know how anyone manages to feed a goldfish dry fishfood? Seems to me it's gonna be wet before that goldfish manages to eat any????

by **BaBaBoom** » Mar 22nd, '04, 18:21

In my world goldfish are the magicians of the animal kingdom, so they need special stay-dry dry food.
Odd but true!

More of a point is how do you know when a goldfish is constipated?
Squeeze it and see how far......
never mind.

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