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Postby greedoniz » Apr 28th, '09, 15:55



This link was sent to me and it made me so proud to be british I thought I'd share it

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 399352.ece

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Postby daleshrimpton » Apr 28th, '09, 15:57

where the hell do you buy jeans that big!!! clearly a woman in need of help.

waynetta slob lives!

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Postby Tomo » Apr 28th, '09, 16:04

Jeeeezus! :shock:

Surely social services should be taking an interest in this case.

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Postby greedoniz » Apr 28th, '09, 16:07

My favourite element in the whole story is that when the babies were first treated to junk food they had no teeth so she had to chew the food for them first.

NICE!!

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Apr 28th, '09, 16:15

People like that really are horrible! I can't ever understand how people can live on that sort of rubbish themselves, let alone feed the stuff to their children. So what if the children are a healthy weight, it's not just weight that's affected by a diet like that.

People like that really shouldn't be allowed to have children.

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Postby Harry Guinness » Apr 28th, '09, 16:15

I'd tap that!

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Postby greedoniz » Apr 28th, '09, 16:18

...well there's plenty to tap.


Actually it easy to have a go but come on people the woman hasn't got the time to be cooking for her kids! She has the dole office to visit once a week.
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Postby queen of clubs » Apr 28th, '09, 16:21

greedoniz wrote:My favourite element in the whole story is that when the babies were first treated to junk food they had no teeth so she had to chew the food for them first.

NICE!!


That's the point that I realised the story must be fake. There's no way any food that goes into her mouth is coming back out.

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Postby seraphseven » Apr 28th, '09, 16:30

Lady of Mystery wrote:People like that really are horrible! I can't ever understand how people can live on that sort of rubbish themselves, let alone feed the stuff to their children. So what if the children are a healthy weight, it's not just weight that's affected by a diet like that.

People like that really shouldn't be allowed to have children.


My sentiments exactly Lommie, If she can't look after herself theres no way she should be looking after any kid, let alone 3.

I can only hope for a zombie apocalypse... All the zombies would end up with cholestorol problems from eating these Mcdonalds Mums and wouldn't be able to catch the rest of us!

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Postby Farlsborough » Apr 28th, '09, 16:38

queen of clubs wrote:
greedoniz wrote:My favourite element in the whole story is that when the babies were first treated to junk food they had no teeth so she had to chew the food for them first.

NICE!!


That's the point that I realised the story must be fake. There's no way any food that goes into her mouth is coming back out.


Hi-larious, well done Queenie :lol: :lol: :lol:

I loved the bit about her letting them eat chips off her plate... "it's important they try different foods to see what they like." Yeah, you're raising three discriminating foodies there my dear... "Tyrone prefers the classic big mac, Chelsea's more of a chicken legend girl..."

Made me chuckle when I saw the children too... whoever mentioned Waynetta Slob got it spot on: "I want a brown baby, like all the other mums on the estate..." :lol:

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Postby TylerMason » Apr 28th, '09, 17:09

OMG - I weep for the future!

Time for the introduction of a pregnancy license in the UK me thinks?!

All future familes should be assesed for their eligabilty to bring life into the world. Their income, their health, their criminal records etc, etc.

It could limit child abuse, and make underage pregnacy illegal....so then, maybe scum bag parents like the fat degenerate scrote in this story, would be liable for prosecution if their kids started breeding before they legally could. (Remember that 12 yr old kid recently who became a father)

Also, to quote one of Steve Martin's better films (Parent Hood)

"You need a license to watch TV"
"You need a license to catch a fish"
"But they'll any asshole be parent"

Sometimes I hate this country, people like this make me feel ashamed to be British. We're a global laughing stock these days thanks to stuff like this. It's only gonna get worse too. Doesn't it make you hate your job even more when you know your paying for these people to make our country rot from the inside out.

Is there no hope!?

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Postby Tomo » Apr 28th, '09, 17:14

Did anyone watch "Idiotocracy" last night? I only saw a bit of it and decided to rent it, but as a vision of the future, it looks simultaneously hilarious and frightening.

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Postby dat8962 » Apr 28th, '09, 18:00

Time for the introduction of a pregnancy license in the UK me thinks?!


Totally with you on that one for a whole number of reasons other than this one.

At 24 I wonder how many kids she'll eventually end up with! :shock:

Want a bigger house from the State, have a few more kids. Want some more money from the Social, have a few more kids.

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Postby Mark Waddington » Apr 28th, '09, 18:21

More to the point... who would honestly have sex with her in the first place!?!?!

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Postby dat8962 » Apr 28th, '09, 18:44

Good point.

Blame it on the blind! It's their fault (only joking :lol: ).

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