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...mark lewis wrote:I am probably the one on this forum who can help you more than anyone else. However I am not going to for two reasons. One is that you have been most impertinent to me in the past and two, even if you haven't I hope you starve anyway.
I don't like people selling magic in public places. I deem that it affects my business even if they are thousands of miles away.
You will have to use your charm my boy if you wish to get information out of me. Alas charm is something you do not appear to have in abundant quantity.
mark lewis wrote:I don't like people selling magic in public places ...
mark lewis wrote:I fear that Gunnarkr has misunderstood me. I do not disapprove of magic being sold in public places because I am worried about exposing. I disapprove of magic being sold in public anywhere in the world because I want to be the only one doing it. I get highly irritated if I hear of someone selling svengali decks on a Bangladeshi flea market.
However he need not worry about exposure when I work. I would be heartbroken if I actually thought that anyone could do the trick. The very idea of any of my customers getting value for money quite appalls me. I don't think I would be able to sleep at night if I thought people were getting fun out of what they purchased. To that end I always make sure that my instructions are quite incomprehensible.
And no. You don't explain how to do the trick once they buy it. Merely snarl at them and say "read the instructions" in a very abrupt and rude voice. You will never see them again. I am not too big on repeat customers. Once I take someone's money I never want to see them ever again.
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