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Help with randomness please

Postby FairieSnuff » Jun 22nd, '09, 00:23



I need lots of random questions that require a yes or no answer....

Anyone have one to chuck in the pot?

Keep it clean but the more wierd the better....

Have fun and thanks...

F x

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Postby TheStoner » Jun 22nd, '09, 01:17

Does God exist?

Does mankind have freewill?

Has the democratic experiment failed?

Should Gordon Brown resign?

Do you like peanut butter?

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Postby magicdiscoman » Jun 22nd, '09, 02:08

is half an orange still an orange.
are you as tall as you are wide
are you a square peg in a round hole.
is an egg a life capsual.
is a cabbage red.
is a candle in the wind still alight.
is a red lorry a yellow lorry.
can a stich in time save nine.
are egg yolks white.
are you retarded.
are sea shells dinosars.
is the dead ceanter of town the graveyard.
are you made of straw.
does the devil ware prada.

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Postby Ian The Magic-Ian » Jun 22nd, '09, 04:35

How do you know that what it is that you're seeing is what's actually there?

Maybe bring up universal nihilism?

Are thought's physically occuring? If not, do they even exist? For something to exist it must have duration and if thoughts occur than dissappear thoughts don't have duration therefore thoughts don't exist. Or do they?


Are we actually in the Matrix? :shock:

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Pete: Holy Bible?
Barton: Yeah.
Pete: Yeah, I think so. Anyway, I've heard about it.
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Postby Reverend Tristan » Jun 22nd, '09, 09:30

Are fairies real?

has tomorrow been canceled due to lack of interest?

do robots dream of electric sheep?

will think of some more later for you

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Postby Mr_Grue » Jun 22nd, '09, 09:54

You might go for questions that sound like yes no questions but are more complicated than that:

Can birds fly?
Is the sky blue?
Is water good for you?
&c.


Or nonsense:
Does a mouse when it spins?
Is a duck?

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Postby Chris » Jun 22nd, '09, 12:28

Have you found your inner god?

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Postby Jean » Jun 22nd, '09, 14:31

What's in my pocket?

Why do men have nipples?

Why are eggs egg shaped?

Whats gods name backwards?

Who picks up guide dogs s***?

Why is life important?

Is life important?

Why am I drunk?

Why aren't you?

Invoke not reason. In the end it is too small a deity.
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Postby bananafish » Jun 22nd, '09, 16:02

Is this a random question?

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Postby daleshrimpton » Jun 22nd, '09, 16:15

the random questions you are after almost always start with one of the following.

will i....
will he.....
will she.....
will they......

do i.....
do they.......

has he.....
has she.......
has it..........
have they........

are they......
am i............

were they.......
did i
did he
did she
did they.
did it
and what is the opposite of yes/no. :)

you're like Yoda.you dont say much, but what you do say is worth listening to....
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Postby Infinite » Jun 22nd, '09, 16:41

There are a few more hostile variants typically called Layer questions in the US such as:

Have you stopped beating your wife?
Are you still embezzling?

The trick to these questions is the past tense verb association. You can make them extremely strange fairly quickly. As illustrated by the Ghost Busters:

Dr. Peter Venkman: "Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?"

There are other tactics circular questioning cycles and conceptual bait and switch. However you can pretty much add:

Is your? to any string of nouns. Past that I think other people covered the basis of intro to yes no questions.

Examples below.

Is your favorite color blue?
Is your least liked food cabbage?
Is it ok to eat fried bananas?
Will god save the queen?
Will Obama save the US?
Can dodo's fly?
If I dropped my pencil would you sir/madam pick it up?
Are you a thief?
Can you eat a tortuous?
If we race and I win does that make you a loser?
If you lose and I win does that make you a winner?
If you get lost in the woods and no one cares do you make a sound?
If you lost your dog would you buy another ?
I've lost my sanity do you know where it is?
I've found a brain behind this chair here are you missing one?

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Postby Jobasha » Jun 22nd, '09, 17:12

Does a random question generator exist?

http://www.ctuniverse.net/Questiongame.html

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Postby kolm » Jun 22nd, '09, 19:31

Yes or no?

"People who hail from Manchester cannot possibly be upper class and therefore should not use silly pretentious words"
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Postby Robbie » Jun 24th, '09, 14:03

Infinite wrote:There are a few more hostile variants typically called Layer questions in the US such as:
Have you stopped beating your wife?
Are you still embezzling?


These "circular questions" are what the phrase "begging the question" actually means. Begging a question means assuming the central point of a question is true without proof, and then basing further questions on it. A one-sentence circular question like this contains the assumption and further question in one, which makes it harder to separate them.

Begging the question is useful in a formal debate -- "let's assume such-and-such as a basis, and then discuss it" -- but otherwise it's classified as a logical fallacy because it can never prove anything.

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Postby jhmagic1 » Jun 24th, '09, 18:43

Whos hands are these?

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