I'm always expecting him to quote Obi Wan Kenobi: 'If you strike me down, I'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine'.
Everytime he does something so dodgy he has to resign he comes back in after a holiday with a more prestigious job. First he was a civil servant, then an MP, then a MEP, now a Lord.
Any day now he's going to get caught sucking the blood out a newborn babies throat and then be crowned King!
I'd be against this law, not matter how beneficial it will actually be, purely because I hate that despicable rat b***** so much.
I'm currently torn between which is the bigger evil: torrents of magic books or Mandelson
