TonyB wrote:I drew a big crowd at a festival, cleared a space in front of me, and began my show. Then a Romanian Gypsy sat down in the space I had cleared, spread a rug, and began offering hair braiding - on my stage!
I stepped over her, turned her rug into my stage, and scattered her beads and threads all over the place during the course of my next effect. When I finally stepped off the rug she packed up and didn't come back.

