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P**** W***** without a P****

Postby luxeomni » Jul 12th, '10, 15:06



Ok it may be a dumb question but i need advice on doing P**** W**** with my style of clothing; i wear jeans ( tight ones ) and shirts with no jacket. So pocket is not an option here, my shirts are somehow long enough to cover my belt/pocket section, is there any device that can be clipped to my belt with my shirt covering it ?
I know it's quiet complicated and may not need the trouble going that way, but just wanted to ask.

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Postby Wishmaster » Jul 12th, '10, 15:08

Why not use a bum bag (fanny pack) attached to your belt? A biggish one would still allow you to p***** w**** when you reach into it to find something.

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Postby daleshrimpton » Jul 12th, '10, 15:12

Not as i am aware.
you could construct something that is held in place by a magnet in the pocket, but the big issue, is doing the dirty in a natural manner.
I think you would be better off thumb, or nail.

or simply wear a jacket, :)
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Wishmaster wrote:Why not use a bum bag (fanny pack) attached to your belt? A biggish one would still allow you to p***** w**** when you reach into it to find something.


I did think of suggesting this, but i think it will look a bit odd.
if you happen to have one of those holders for a deck of cards, maybe that could be adapted.

I still think that your best bet is a jacket.

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Jul 12th, '10, 16:21

I sometimes have a pencil sliped into my belt at the back, either with my top covering it or I've turned the pencil sideways so it's hidden under the belt and then just done the writing behind my back.

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Postby Wishmaster » Jul 12th, '10, 16:49

daleshrimpton wrote:I did think of suggesting this, but i think it will look a bit odd.

Yes, it probably will look odd. With tight jeans and no jacket I couldn't think of anything else, short of a briefcase or backpack. :)

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Postby daleshrimpton » Jul 12th, '10, 16:53

you could probably do this if you wore a kilt, and sporran :lol: :lol:

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Postby colster_ » Jul 12th, '10, 16:59

How about a stealth assasin in the back pocket with the suc side of the wallet hanging out. It might be a bit dodgy angle wise but at least you can produce the writing from a wallet whitch adds an extra layer of deception.

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Postby Wishmaster » Jul 12th, '10, 17:10

daleshrimpton wrote:you could probably do this if you wore a kilt, and sporran :lol: :lol:

And you'd have some interesting nooks and crannies for keeping your pencil safe!

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Postby spooneythegoon » Jul 12th, '10, 17:12

Can someone PM me with the true meaning of the ***red out words please? I can't decipher it :? :wink:

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Jul 12th, '10, 17:14

depends if you'll let me be on the awesome list or not :D

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Postby SamGurney » Jul 12th, '10, 17:55

1) Wear a coat
2) Sit at a table

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Postby kolm » Jul 12th, '10, 19:22

Assuming the original poster means p****t w*****g, (what's with the asterisks? Seriously, unless you know what it is..) I second using a nail


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Postby spooneythegoon » Jul 12th, '10, 19:34

Oh, if thats what he means then that clears things up for me. :D

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Postby IAIN » Jul 12th, '10, 19:46

Kolm, can you blank out the offending text please, just cos you dont use it, or deem it silly-others may not.

and it does describe the method...

to the question, i'd DW instead.

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Postby kolm » Jul 12th, '10, 20:00

Blanked out

I don't deem it silly, I just deem blanking out names of methods silly :)
But that's my opinion, if you think it gives the game away I wont' argue with that

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