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by **Alec Burns** » Jul 21st, '10, 14:49

i have noticed recently that i have become hooked on reading and contributing to the three word story.

Its got so bad that i had to go to any length to get my name in it! I used some headology and mind magic and luckily for me engineered my name into the 8th chapter. TWICE!

I even have dreams of the story being printed and being praised by future generations, discussed and studied in schools.

Due to all of the above and many more reasons, i would first off like to thank the creator. Secondly i feel the need to say the following. . . .

Hi everyone. Im Alec and im a three word story addict.

Please join me so that we may discuss this addiction and perhaps help each other in our quest to find three suitable words!

by **IAIN** » Jul 21st, '10, 15:36

...then everyone died. :wink:

by **Just Steve** » Jul 21st, '10, 16:22

and died again.

by **Alec Burns** » Jul 21st, '10, 17:12

NO NO NO!! :twisted:

You misunderstand!!

This is a group for people who need help, not for starting another story!!!

No-one died and they certainly didnt die again!!

I was hoping to make myself well of my illness but it appears there are people in more trouble than me with this!!

Alec

by **greedoniz** » Jul 21st, '10, 17:18

Maybe read a book or learn to do something creative rather than writing gibberish on a thread that pretends to be a story. I've not seen such a useless endeavour since Christianity

Hey it may be a crazy idea but maybe practice or perform some magic?

lives were ended.

by **daleshrimpton** » Jul 21st, '10, 17:24

I find masturbation helps to take the mind off of 3 word story.

by **bmat** » Jul 21st, '10, 17:58

then they died

by **Mandrake** » Jul 21st, '10, 17:59

The answer's alcohol... now what's the question?

by **Arkesus** » Jul 21st, '10, 18:06

It will take an awfully long time to read a book three words at a time,

and I always thought the three word story WAS masturbation.

(Not that I am calling you chaps a bunch of w*****s, just that you gain plentiful enjoyment out of something so small.)

by **Arkesus** » Jul 21st, '10, 18:07

Dear lord, that one's gonna be bingoed any minute.

by **Discombobulator** » Jul 21st, '10, 19:42

My name is Gordon and I am an Alcoho... oh bugga, wrong thread.

by **Barefoot Boy** » Jul 21st, '10, 19:51

Alec, I too am an addict of the story... Often I find myself laughing out loud at our unusual story and the directions it has taken. I'm honoured to be mentioned in the story (not to mention all the wacky foot references.)

I think it should be printed out and sold in magic shops across the world.

Paul Pacific

by **Alec Burns** » Jul 21st, '10, 23:06

daleshrimpton wrote:I find masturbation helps to take the mind off of 3 word story.

A fantastic suggestion Dale. Thank you for speaking out and not witholding your thoughts..........Now, this is 3 word story group, you want the w####r room which is next door :twisted:

by **Alec Burns** » Jul 21st, '10, 23:11

greedoniz wrote:Maybe read a book or learn to do something creative rather than writing gibberish on a thread that pretends to be a story. I've not seen such a useless endeavour since Christianity

Hey it may be a crazy idea but maybe practice or perform some magic?

lives were ended.

Read a book?? READ A BOOK?!!! My dear friend......we are WRITING a book!

We are creating a work such as the likes of Tolkien and...and.....God!!(I'm a Jedi)

This manuscript will be worshipped long after i have left the earth.

May i suggest that you partake in a word or three?? you may find that you like it. As for performing magic, there are many a forum and thread for such things, this is a place to chill out and be cool

Now pick a card, any card.......turn it over.......it says chill out and enjoy!! :lol:

by **bmat** » Jul 22nd, '10, 02:09

pick a card

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