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Sarah Jukes wrote:I don't like his style, but, he has had 6 seasons on a national network.

So he's better than all of us, in very many respects.

I highly doubt that. It honestly doesn't take much these days to get on TV and if you knew the behind the scenes deals that he cuts. You'd pretty much know how he got on TV and why he still has a contract.

It claimed on the advert that he is the Greatest Magician Of The Century. However I noticed he is unable to perform the basic tricks of tucking his shirt in and looking smart for the cameras.

I could've sworn one of the kids in the advert said 'These chicks are awesome!'.

And while I think magic does go down well with ladies it is, shall we say, embellished in the ad.

Why did they have a rather sad looking lookalikey play the part of Criss Angel? Does he no longer mix with mortals? Has he, thanks to his magical abilities, transcended this earth plain?

Free DVD where Criss will teach you how to levitate! I predict a huge depression and sense of disappointment to move across mid-west America on Christmas Day morning as kids tear open the parcel and thrust the DVD into their PC's.

Where once were dreams of floating around the school yard in a Christ-like pose whilst being pursued by adoring teenage girls, all that is left is a barely audible "what?"

And finally, "two hundred fifty tricks"? That's two hundred AND fifty tricks you imbecile!