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by **IanKendall** » Mar 10th, '11, 13:51

Mark, are you _seriously_ whinging about someone winding you up on a forum? Mr Pot, meet Mr Kettle.

BTW, I read the excerpt from Lives of a Showman in MUM. It looks like an interesting read after all.

Ian

by **Mandrake** » Mar 10th, '11, 15:20

Wise sayings No 42:

"Absence, like silence, can be induced".....

by **bmat** » Mar 10th, '11, 16:41

V.E. Day wrote:I have written a list of possible Canadian suspects. Unfortunately I can only think of 10 Canadians.

James Randi
Dai Vernon
Doug Henning
Dan Aykroyd
Cliff Thorburn
Pamela Anderson
William Shatner The Great
The late Francis Rattenbury
Sir Samuel Cunard
Jim Carrey

How many Canadians are there exactly?

(ps my money is on Rattenbury - he was wrapped up with that famous murder wasn't he?)

I'm Canadian and I am not on the list and I don't think that is fair. Of course all the Canadians I know are quite up front, mostly because we are very laid back or so we are percieved when the truth of the matter is we really don't give a rats bottom.

by **theboss** » Mar 10th, '11, 18:59

mark lewis wrote:The child seems to have gone remarkably quiet. I don't think he likes an audience. How terribly tranquil. I am curious to hear the opinion of Paul Pacific on this weighty matter.

If Gunslinger is no longer available I am happy to be a stand in and pm abuse if it will help

by **mark lewis** » Mar 10th, '11, 19:43

It won't help. I don't like chattering to people in private. I far prefer an audience. Nature of the beast, old chap.

by **Mandrake** » Mar 10th, '11, 19:48

Cardslinger, gunslinger, mudslinger... has slung his/her/its hook.....

by **Stephen Ward** » Mar 10th, '11, 19:51

Mandrake has run this outlaw out of town! :lol:

The World is full of nutters, i got an email from Satan earlier! (yes that is really what it said!)

by **spooneythegoon** » Mar 10th, '11, 21:15

mark lewis wrote:Oh. I see that Spooney the Goon has altered the awful word "killed" to the less awful word "disposed" and has thus ruined my joke. Oh well, never mind.

By way of apology I shall revalidate your joke by saying:
Kill him! :lol:

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