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Yes. It is indeed true. I think in Britain you will all be tucked up in bed when it happens but late tonight I shall be the guest of honour on the magic cafe. Please come ask me some questions you want to know the answer to. I shall be there a whole week and will advise the multitude.

Tony B is partly responsible for this since he actually asked Brooks publicly if such a thing was possible. By coincidence I made a joke to Steve on Facebook about it at the same time.

I have been banned more times than anyone in the history of the magic cafe. Now I am the guest of honour. If this can happen I think there may be a chance for world peace after all.

Now I am going to have to rack my brains and come up with some difficult questions to make your stay interesting! Congratulations.

mark lewis wrote:
I have been banned more times than anyone in the history of the magic cafe. Now I am the guest of honour. If this can happen I think there may be a chance for world peace after all.

Mark,
Is it possible to be banned from the Magic Cafe while at the same time being their Guest Of Honour? Could you put my mind at rest by putting this to the test please?

Yours admiringly,

V.E.Day.

I think the moderators over there would like to ban Steve Brooks from his own forum for inviting me!

TonyB wrote:Now I am going to have to rack my brains and come up with some difficult questions to make your stay interesting! Congratulations.

How about, Mark can you remember when was the last time your ego was small enough to fit through a door?

Nothing to do with ego, my boy. I just happen to be one of the greatest magicians the world has ever seen. If I were egotistical I wouldn't say "one of". Modesty has always been one of my most sterling virtues.

the rapture, and this in one week? what next?

I can't wait til you answer my question over at the Green Giant.

Perhaps you can tell everyone that you did not like me right off the bat the first day we ever met.

That is not true Paul. I liked you immediately. It was only later on that I got fed up with you.
I know what you are up to. You want to sound like me and Dennis. I didn't like him when I first met him. But we won't trouble all these people with matters like this. I will be over to the Green Place later on. We celebrities have to keep our distance you know.

No remember? You didnt like that I had a David Copperfield shirt on and I answered that I was born on Saturday, Sept, 12th?

I didn't like your shirt but I liked you. But then most people like Paul when they first meet him. He is very good at making friends instantly.

mark lewis wrote:I didn't like your shirt but I liked you. But then most people like Paul when they first meet him. He is very good at making friends instantly.

You could learn something from him

So could you. At least he doesn't come from Yorkshire.

mark lewis wrote:So could you. At least he doesn't come from Yorkshire.

As usual your level of wit amazes me.
You should write a book about it!

You are a wit too, my boy. Or at least you are halfway there.