I don't know about you, but I'm tempted:
"An angelic cat (Scooter, who sings Willie Nelson songs and carries a miniature Louisville Slugger bat, and is a Negro League Baseball Historian) is sent on a spiritual mission to resuce a fallen preacher (Elijah is a Cub's fan and knows baseball history (mainly White Baseball history) to show him what great things God has done with his perceived failed ministry and life. He is to equip him for a new ministry. They must defeat Satan's forces and find the spiritual sage, Methuselah, before their journey is complete. The reader will laugh out loud, cry profusly, and stand up and cheer before the story is finished."
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