Alfred Borden wrote:A J Irving wrote:I think you should stay in character. If anybody asks you if it's made of real fur, look upset that they're implying that he's not a real raccoon:
'What do you mean, is it real fur? Do I go around asking if you're children are made of real skin? How dare you! Don't listen to the nasty woman, Rocky! Look! You've upset him now, you cruel, cruel person.'
With any luck they won't bother asking you a second time.
Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner
TYVM
Love this idea, but it probably won't work, somebody, sometime is going to want to know. I've never had it questioned. Usually if the kids are really entertained, even the most stick up the bottom parent is going to let it slide. If you are really worried don't use it.
Or if you are like me, be perfectly 100% honest. Yes it is, but its roadkill. You should have been there when I was sitting on the side of the road shoving the spring up its...
Or not.
