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G&T, Wine, Sloe Gin - I don't care if it is girly, it hits the spot !

...And my Vodka and Ginger is not all all girly....And, if you don't believe me, I'll come over there, hitch up my petticoats, and do do a cossack all over your @ss, young Dean

Well done Jammy!!

Lawrence wrote:Nice one.
See, magic gets you jobs.... and girls... there's no denying it!

I don't drink but I wave my vimto in a southernly direction!
Cheers

thanks

very true, was walking home from pub with a mate and two girls performing tricks all the way home one of them kept stopping me and demanding more tricks, the more I did the more it turned her on. (don't worry kids that's about as explicit as it gets)

My mate and the other girl were quite far ahead by the time I got to my place (I live on the same fore street as the pub).

I said 'I have to go now, bye, nice meeting you....'

and she was like 'come one, let's ditch them and go back to yours....'

I unfortunately (or fortunately depends on which way you look at it) have a girlfriend, so being the gent and trustworthy boyfriend I am politely (a word I can't think of goes in here) declined.

man she was hot!

You need to come to one of the Manchester magic meets...

JammyT wrote:I unfortunately (or fortunately depends on which way you look at it) have a girlfriend, so being the gent and trustworthy boyfriend I am politely (a word I can't think of goes in here) declined.

man she was hot!

The phrase used in the (now defunct) News Of The Word articles about murky goings on when matters beacme too hot was, 'At this point our investigators made their excuses and left...' There's a ruder version which common decency forbids me to reveal.....

Well folks

last day today before I start my new job on Monday

having a few fair well drinks later on so will be sure to bust the cards out at some point

Good luck in your new job mate.