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So, scientists think they know where the Higgs boson can be found.

That is a bit like PC plod saying the villains live somewhere in the high street. We will apprehend them sometime in the new year.

If the Higgs Boson is really that elusive won't it move, or disguise itself, now that the scientists are on to it ?

Confused Scientists in Cerne Abbas, Dorset are expected to announce, on Tuesday afternoon, the progress they've made in discovering that the Giant was in fact hunting a Hogg's Bison.