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People who clearly have no clue how to handle a mini-roundabout; cretins

Skateboarders who don't wear helmets because "They'll never land on their head" Until they do, that is. Happened to one of my friends, he ended up needing a bunch of stitches.

SUVs

Jeans that make the wearer look like they need a nappy change.

MiKo wrote:SUVs

The Porsche Cayenne is absolutely massive and is stacked with off road driving technology, but here's the thing: Porsche don't sell off road tyres.

aquarog wrote:Skateboarders who don't wear helmets because "They'll never land on their head" Until they do, that is. Happened to one of my friends, he ended up needing a bunch of stitches.

I broke my elbow falling off one.

the polar opposite of daxi.....

people who are so naive they think they can comprehend the universe and because a man in a white coat with a phd tells him it's so......it is so....... i don't believe in fairies or many of the daft theories out there, but people who are adamant they know about the universe or about nature or life, when they have no clue...... they wind me up

however, i respect the views of others............ different horses for different courses!!

People who assume that because they don't know something, no one does. They're so easy, it's not even fun any more.

Closely followed by people who will argue most vociferously and without any trace of irony that because "science" doesn't know everything it should be abandoned - while using a highly advanced example of arguably the greatest achievement of that flawed, human process (the computer) to do so!

Having to put down your book ten pages from the end.

People who spell 'lose' as 'loose' and vice versa!

That one really does my head in.

Waiting to be served in a supermarket while the checkout girl chats with her friend on the next till GRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

People putting CDs and DVDs back in the wrong cases!

The following (non) words used liberally across the world wide web:

alot, incase, infact, aswell, abit

See the long horizontal key at the bottom of your keyboard? It's a space bar, feel free to use it for correct English, which you can learn by reading a book once in a while.

People who announce "I'm OCD". No you're not. For a kick off it's 2I have OCD" or "I have a diagnosis of OCD". Do they have a diagnosis? No, of course not.

Fruitarians. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruitarians

The best example of people with more money than sense. It's a diet based on idealism rather than any knowledge of nutrition that can only really be followed by people fortunate enough to live in a society where they can eat just fruit but at the same time can fall back on supplements to make up the vitamins and nutrients that their healthy diet is lacking. Do you know what they call a fruitarian living in the third world? Dead.

I hold more contempt for these people than I do for performance poets.