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Lawrence wrote:It's true.
I can't remember the last time anyone said to me "Lawrence, you have a beard"

lol, that's not what I meant. Not "You have a beard". More like: "Andrew, You have got milk in your beard"
- AndreasG

Lawrence wrote:It's true.
I can't remember the last time anyone said to me "Lawrence, you have a beard"

Maybe you don't have one, but you are the only person who can see or feel it?

DJBenz wrote:

Lawrence wrote:It's true.
I can't remember the last time anyone said to me "Lawrence, you have a beard"

Maybe you don't have one, but you are the only person who can see or feel it?

Given that I am the only one to observe the beard it can be said that it does only exist to me?

andreasgan wrote:

Lawrence wrote:It's true.
I can't remember the last time anyone said to me "Lawrence, you have a beard"

lol, that's not what I meant. Not "You have a beard". More like: "Andrew, You have got milk in your beard"
- AndreasG

No

1. I am not a sloppy eater or drinker so would not get anything in my beard.
2. I am not called Andrew

And who is to say we are not all part of a Big Brother style reality show, all for the benefit of aliens who are laughing like mad in a faraway galaxy....

Lawrence wrote: I am not called Andrew

Are you sure? I seem to recall someone saying that when they wanted some R&S Decks, you were very 'andy.... (OK I know, hat, coat, door....)

Re-re-re-re-re-requesting the :: oh dear :: emoticon!

The facepalm usually suffices in times like these

Lawrence wrote:No

1. I am not a sloppy eater or drinker so would not get anything in my beard.
2. I am not called Andrew

1. I wasn't saying you would.
2. I am Andrew.

andreasgan wrote:

Lawrence wrote:No

1. I am not a sloppy eater or drinker so would not get anything in my beard.
2. I am not called Andrew

1. I wasn't saying you would.
2. I am Andrew.

Aren't you 12? How do you have a beard!?!?!?

Lawrence wrote:Aren't you 12? How do you have a beard!?!?!?

Born with beard.

OK, I just said an example....
- AndreasG

Having established the veracity of the hirsute status.... kerlicky