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by **bananafish** » Jul 25th, '05, 10:47

I had such a traumatic weekend, I wasn't going to say anything but thought it may help if I share it with you.

It started off when we saw this bloke hitting his wife over the head with a stick. Eventually a policeman turned up, and the bloke started hitting him over the head with his stick!!!!!!

Then a clown came along with some sausages. I thought that that may defuse the situation, but a Crocodile ate the sausages...

what is the world coming to!

by **Happy Toad** » Jul 25th, '05, 10:53

Lol very good, you had me for a minute.

by **Stephen Ward** » Jul 25th, '05, 11:48

Just for one second you had me. Very good :lol:

by **Happy Toad** » Jul 25th, '05, 12:01

Hang on when I said a minute I actually meant three quarters of a second :wink:

by **dat8962** » Jul 25th, '05, 17:30

Living by the seaside, that's been one of my favourites for some time now :wink:

by **jokerdan** » Jul 25th, '05, 20:01

you had me wondering where you lived, then i was wondering if you were near a special zoo or something. I thoguht you were joking because you can't have been in a public place where there were many sticks around, but then my intellect (ha) kicked in and i realised. Good one!

by **rcarlsen** » Jul 25th, '05, 20:04

but.... what happend to the croc?

by **Stephen Ward** » Jul 25th, '05, 20:05

That's the way to do it :lol:

by **kems** » Jul 26th, '05, 09:32

rcarlsen wrote:but.... what happend to the croc?

I saw it on the news the bloke hit the croc with the stick too

the RSPCA are looking into it.

by **MagicIain** » Jul 26th, '05, 09:38

I've just heard from a trusted police source that's told me apparently a small child was also involved.

I'll give you more as I get it...

by **rcarlsen** » Jul 26th, '05, 11:07

In fact, this episode was on the National News yesterday, here in Norway. They said that the kid thought the croc was the kind "Schnappi, das kleine krokodil", and approached it, to give it a hug. That wasn't too smart. Can anyone confirm this?

by **Michael Jay** » Jul 26th, '05, 12:58

kems wrote:
rcarlsen wrote:but.... what happend to the croc?

I saw it on the news the bloke hit the croc with the stick too the RSPCA are looking into it.

Hitting the wife and the cop is alright, but God forbid that you'd hit the damn croc. :roll:

Mike.

by **seige** » Jul 26th, '05, 13:26

Michael Jay wrote:Hitting the wife and the cop is alright, but God forbid that you'd hit the damn croc.

Mike.

hahhahahahahhahahahah

Q: How did you make that bacon roll?
A: Tripped him up whilst he was patrolling the hill.

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